Well - A Thread to remember. (forget?)

Guess I shouldn't pet you then?

 

wow this could be the closest BSR has ever come to getting laid

 

2nd closest.

I dug your great grandma up once and tried to stick my dick between her lips, but her jaw was locked shot so I just fucked her in the eye socket, but I don't think it counts.

 

Well this thread just went to shit plus made me a lil uke: necrophilia what a shame

 

i dunno man..

id say that counts.. close enough.

 

so if you were the designated driver, what were you doing in the passenger seat/

 

ahahha nasty

 

not my car I couldn't take the keys from a drunk actin a fool, so I said u sure u can drive and he said yea, his car not gonna argue with him

 

you should have drank then you kids and your crazy games

 

I know right

 

I'm just happy to be safe/alive/and not in jail I would miss all of u too much :grouphug:

 

yeah i'm glad i'm not in jail either

 

oh and that you're safe too

 

I'm sure u would miss me terribly

 

oh and that you're not black too

 

dreams may come true

 

ur so cool

 

well since I'm not getting any love in here :leaving: have a good night everyone

 

I knew this thread would serve a purpose, I now know where my keys and phone are, tks ari