when I'm on drugs I turn into a gorilla and develop an obsession with bananas

has anyone else been to the jungle?

 

I will not judge you.. After I eats the bananas. I wear the peal on my head... In fact I think your reading my mind from a few day ago..
I rubbed the inside of banana peal's on my forehead..
If you watch monkeys they do this all the time. Not just because they dont know better. But because it give you a buzz..
And they know better..

 

I turn into a Mexican gorilla and eat bananas inside a tortilla with peanut butter.

 

there aren't any gorillas in mexico silly, although that sounds delicious

I want there to be psilocybin bananas... can we have that?

 

there are such things as mexican gorillas.

they hide in the bushes with AK's and kidnap you until daddy sends them money!

 

oh yes of course

 

gorillas are everywhere...

 

i don't go outside for that reason.

 

yes there are many mountain gorillas to be feared around these parts

 

i knowz! this is what happend to my buddy on our last ski trip out near Gunnison!

 

aahahahaha I love ski free!

 

I cant believe they dont package that game with Windows anymore!

just once, perhaps I could get past the damn abominable snow gorilla.

 

you can download it here

 

oh sweetness! my first child shale bare your name.

 

I hope your first child isn't a girl

 

I know most of you must be joking but seriously. I know somebody who does the same thing. But he does this when he drinks alcohol and he throws bananas. My old roommate did this. He'd get drunk and pass out (almost every night) then wake up in a black out, only to act like a monkey and since we always had bananas he'd run to the kitchen and start throwing them at people while making monkey noises, especially during parties. After throwing all the bananas he would go back to the couch and pass out with no recollection of it the next day. Or so he says... We are no longer roommates and no longer friends though. Apparently, he formed a secret crush on my boyfriend and became obsessed with him. When my boyfriend politely let him down, he moved out and instantly hated me and talked negative about me. It was really weird. I even lost some frends and am no longer aloud at people's houses because of this guys lies about me. lol, and all these people are between 25-30 yrs old. He, himself is 27 yrs old.

 

Drugs and alcohol in certain individuals can sometimes trigger atavistic tendencies


hotwater

 

Story of my life

 

i'll start working on it tomorrow, maybe, just maybe, there will be hope for all primates with this ground breaking idea

 

wait - this is real? this actually happens to you?

... :rofl::rofl: can you be my friend?