places youve masturbated

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underneath a m1117 armored vehicle after the ragheads calmed down..

 

In a airplane lavatory, while it was in the air. There was a huge line when I got out...woops. =]

 

Very early in the morning, in the middle of the Trans Canada Highway.

 

when i was younger like 13 i used to wait for my sister to get in the shower (we had a pretty transparent door) i used to knock on the door and say i had to go to the bathroom with some argument she would say fine and then i would sit on the toilet with my pants down and masturbate to her she used to look over and just roll her eyes but wouldn't say anything(she was about 20 i think)

 

in the backseat of my parents car driving home from a vacation. they though i was sleeping and i had a blanket over me. i let out a few moans and thought id get caught but later on they asked if i had had a bad dream because i seemed restless

 

In a busy public carpark when I was younger. My dad was driving me back home from down south and he had to go to a meeting. He left me in the car and I didn't know how long he would be. In all fairness it was a full hour before I finally got me cock out, so I thought I resisted the urge quite well.

Another time was when I was on holiday and we were in Yoesmite National Park. My family was with me a lot of the time, but one day we were out on a walk on a relatively busy route and it was the first time in a few days that I was able to get away by myself. So I wandered about 20 metres from the pathway and whipped my dick out behind a tree and went at it. About 30 seconds after I finished a park ranger on a horse came along so it was quite close

Maybe not that crazy (But for me it is)

I had to resist the urge to do this on the way back from America (Same holiday where I tossed off behind a tree in Yoesmite). It was an 8 hour flight, but there was this really fit air stewardess. I managed to resist the urge though.

 

pool changing rooms

 

railway train toilet

 

Recently in a ladies toilets in town. Late Saturday evening walking home got hard and tried to stroke it through my trousers as I walked home. As I passed the toilets I went to the mens first but after a few minutes I went next door. In a cubicle with the door locked. Two women came in together and went to other cubicles and I jacked off while they were in the cubilces they kept talking to each other so didn't hear me I guess. Shot over seat and floor around toilet. Had to wait a while after they left before leaving.

A couple of times in changing rooms at clothes stores.

 

Top bunk in a few different hostels around the world.
Uni-sex bathrooms in several hostels.
Greyhound bus (under my blanket)
AMtrack train (in bathroom)
Changing rooms in local pool and spa.
Probably some others but thats all that comes to mind.

 

In the woods

 

Yeah I have done the exact same thing, just a chocolate shop instead. Was only a kid.

I also have wondered about just how discreet I had been about it lol.

 

at my desk in school when i was a kid

driving a TANK off road

on my room mates pillow, using his porn mag. he was an idiot.

in my car

 

- In a restaurant
- In a restaurant lavatory
- In a pharmacy
- In a strip club
- College library (years ago)
- While driving at night, with a stranger I was giving a lift in the passenger seat (it was dark so she wasn't quite sure what I was doing, but she could tell )
- Roadside (at night).
- In line to buy movie tickets (underneath my coat).

 

this made me so horny, just thought i'd share.

peace

 

public swimming pool with girls about 2 feet away from me lol

 

standing on my back deck taking a piss,I seen my neighbor looking out her window,so I gave her a show,she keep looking till I was done and gave me a look at her fine body later on that week,it was hott.

 

in the pools toilets lol

 

For me...more like IN a public pool.