I have a cut

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by BraveSirRubin, Nov 30, 2009.

  1. BraveSirRubin

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    In the base of my penis.

    I think it might require stitches because I can't stop the bleeding.

    I think I'm gonna put my hamster down after this.
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    My Advice..... Forget The Stiches....Just "Bleed Out"....Problem Solved.:D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    I would, but it could get messy. They are shooting a porno in here tomorrow and I can't have blood all over the place.
     
  4. white dove

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    haha would hate to be you man, maby do a hand stand for a while, so the blood goes to yr head in stead of the other one, haha best of luck peace
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    I don't think that would work as blood circulates through your body.

    I glued the cut shut with super-glue for now. Hopefully this helps. It stings a lot though.
     
  6. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    *giggles* :D


    <3
     
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  8. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    definitely dont get hard. lol
     
  9. LuisBlohkin

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    Haha duct tape it.
    Duct tape hold the world together.
     
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