Flesh eating, Hitler's wallet & other useless questions

Those were simple questions.

 

Q: Think of one of your friends, do not select your best friend but make sure the person is someone you would classify as "considerably more than an acquaintance". This friend is going to be attacked by a grizzly bear.
Now this person will survive this bear attack, that is guaranteed. There is a 100% chance that your friend will live. However, the extent of his or her injuries is unknown; he might recieve nothing but a few superficial scratches, but he might lose a limb. He might make a full recovery in 24 hours with nothing but a great story, or he might spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

Somehow you have the ability to stop this attack from happening. You can magically save your friend from the bear. But his or her salvation will come at a peculiar price; if you choose to stop the bear, it will always rain. For the rest of your life it will be raining. Sometimes it will pour and sometimes it will drizzle but it will never not be raining. But it won't rain over the totality of the earth, nor will the hydrological cycle be disrupted; these storm clouds will be isolated, and they will focus entirely on your specific location. You will never see the sun again.

Do you stop the bear and accept a lifetime of rain?

 

I am very weather sensitive, when it rains i get really depressed. I don't like being depressed... at all.
So to q, no. If friend looses limb, i would ask said friend if i could eat his limb. If i rained for say two weeks everyday, i would probably commit suicide. If i got attacked by a bear, id rather an epic story than my friend save me to only kill himself in a few weeks.

 

Youd be dead by now if you lived here. Whole fucking country is flooded and all the old stubborn bastard farmers are refusing to evacuate...I'd do the same though man...I would'nt leave my home over a few puddles...well a few 5 foot deep puddles...

 

hey jimmy, since you arent using that leg, can i eat it?

is it a special kind of cannibalism if you eat yourself? do you think its better for you?

 

Well, first you need to make me a peg leg, then you can ask me over for dinner. I like my leg medium rare with mash and gravy. I expect desert, limitless ammounts of ganj during the evening and a collage of pictures commemorating the night. If you can mmet my demands then we can eat my leg :drool5: