What's the wildest thing you've stuck it in or stuck in you?

The wildest thing ive ever stuck up my vagina has to be the sort of plastic handel part of a toilet plunger in a restaurants bathroom.

 

Hmm well there would be a few things that have gone inside.

bath water head thing (if you have seen 40 year old virgin, the thing the girl uses in the bath)
fruit/veg
various bottles, only to the neck
cream
honey
dildo/vibrator

A home made idea, get a longish balloon fit a slim object inside and then fill the balloon with warm water and tie, one of my fav's

 

I've tried sticking my penis into a few things, but I always just go back to the hand. The wildest things I've tried was a banana peel (its nice a slippery). I also tried sticking it in my asshole, but its not quite long enough. I can just barely get the tip in.

Things I've used for anal play:
Fingers (all five), pens, a gluestick, toothbrush (both ways), Fusion razor on vibrate, miniature baseball bat (one of my favs), ice cubes, frozen wiener (another fav), popsicle, ping pong balls, metal handlebar from handweights, screwdriver handle, banana.

 

I love that this thread is still going!

When I was younger I used to use a screwdriver handle in my ass while I whacked off but it would always get squeezed out as I got close to cumming.

I tried something new. I got an old sock and put it inside and over the edges of the exhaust pipe on my car. I then put on a condom with a bunch of lube inside and slid it in. Nothing like rocking the whole car!

 

Pentel pen
Hair brush

Wow, I'm boring...

 

The first were hairbrush handles, then screwdriver handles and various slim bottles. Others included a bedpost, thick pens, carrots and other vegetables, broom handles... anything really. There were a few years when I used to try all sorts

 

I put my dick up an oboe once...

 

put my dick in:
my hand and teddy bear with hole in it.

put in my ass:
marker, pen, lollipop, cucumber, banana, various bottles, ice, drum stick, brush, tooth brush, vibrating toothbrish, shampoo bottles, shoe lace, boxer shorts, golf ball, broom, plunger, fist, fingers i cant remember the rest, gimme more ideas please!!!!!!!

 

Let's see...sock, between pillows, pool jet, vacuum cleaner (I survived that one, though tis not recommended), pocket pussy etc

L_S

 

I put my dick in a glass of cold water once.
And i put a condemn with weed in it up my ass when i traveled to a tropical island when i was 15. It was so worth it.

 

a beer bottle

 

That sounds a wee bit dangerous...

 

Why? It was empty. I didn't push it past 4 inches.

I've seen a college friend use one that wasn't completely empty, but she was standing up at the time. I was never willing to try that.

 

hell just pour the beer right in there

 

i am surprised how you guys here stick in large objects into your ass !

i am a guy. i can only stick in one finger or one toothbrush into my ass. i hardly do ass masturbation and my ass is kinda tight

the last time i did, i accidentally cut my ass and it bled slightly

how you all manage to stick it bigger objects like carrots, butt plugs etc. into your ass ?

 

Practice, desire and it helps if you get off from anal too...that is quite the incentive.

 

Every dildo known to man

 

lets see. if i do it every single day for long hours, i will be able to achieve putting it larger objects ?

 

A hair brush wen I was like 14 I think...
A cucumber
A carrot

Got Mr rabbit now so nothing exciting any more...

 

Not the wildest, but the biggest would be 4 fingers