Masturbation

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by does2, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. does2

    does2 Member

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    How often do you do it?

    How old are you?

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do?

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc?

    How many times have you had sex, how often?

    I got the idea for this thread from Project Comfortability.
    It basically has to do with breaking down the barriers behind these things (masturbation). And being able to talk to your family about it comfortably.

    "Hey mom, I need about 2 minutes alone, go in your room. I need to masturbate."

    "All you need is 2 minutes, Jimmy??!"
     
  2. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    lol i wank it whenever i get the chance :sifone:
     
  3. does2

    does2 Member

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    Fuck yeah. And I get laid.

    :cheers2:
     
  4. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    lol, in all seriousness tho...........around 15-16 i probably wanked it way more than normal........not sure what normal is but yeah.........always had/have had gf's aswell........i think it was more of a boredom thing lol........now im just too busy really......don't ever hardly think about it..........there are times tho.......

    i don't think i would talk about it with my parents seriously, but joking around no problem........i have a really chill family.
     
  5. does2

    does2 Member

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    That's awesome man, what do you think about people who don't have chill families?

    I hear you the top part of your post and agree.
     
  6. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    It's hard to say.......im sure some families would actually sit down and have an intervention type deal lol............on the other hand, they could be like, "idle hands are the devils hands!!!!!!".

    I would hope that with something as small and natural as masturbation most families could be chill about it............but again, it's hard to say.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    How often do you do it?
    like every other day

    How old are you?
    16

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do?
    I'd be PISSED and scarred for a few weeks


    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc?
    I don't make jokes about it with my family, I make sex jokes with my friends sometimes.

    How many times have you had sex, how often?
    In all honesty I've lost count. Almost everyday.



    :hat:
     
  8. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I honestly dont see why people do it....
    And im 18. lol.

    Me and my family dont talk about masturbation but we do talk about sex and say funny things,





    like last night me and my brother was making fun of my mom and her b/f about their burns and animal noises.
    haha freaks.
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    How often do you do it?
    not too often anymore now that i have a GF.. maybe once a day

    How old are you? 28

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do? "omg.. my penis is attacking me"

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc? i'll talk about anything to anyone

    How many times have you had sex, how often? i lost count a long time ago
     
  10. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    How often do you do it? Not every day, but on average 8x/week.

    How old are you? 22

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do? If someone in my family caught me, I'd feel embarrassed and say, "sorry." I know they'd be embarrassed, too, but not judgmental. Overall it'd be pretty damn awkward..

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc? I'm cool with talking about it with friends whether it's joking around or serious, but not with family. I've talked to my mom about sex stuff before but it's different.

    How many times have you had sex, how often? 500+? I don't freakin know.
     
  11. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    i masturbate nonstop
    right now? masturbating
    while im driving? masturbating
    in class? masturbating
    visting grandparents? okay im not masturbating
     
  12. Gsmall

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    How often do you do it?

    a lot more then i should lol

    How old are you?

    17

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do?

    i dont get caught, if i were id probably be like go away for a minute lol

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc?

    lmao ill ramble on about it all day

    How many times have you had sex, how often?

    how many different girls or how many times? id have to get back to you on how many times but about 12-13 different girls and whenever opportunity strikes. :cheers2:
     
  13. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    How often do you do it? Not every day, but up to 4x/week I guess?

    How old are you? 21

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do? I think it'd be really awkward to get caught, and I hope it never happens.

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc? I could talk about it to friends and my bf, but I'd never tell my parents about it.

    How many times have you had sex, how often? jesus christ.. probably over 1,000 times. and like every other day
     
  14. Geprodis

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    Sometimes I will go a week without, and sometimes I will do it 5 times a day. I think I average once every day or 2.

    28....I think I use to do it a little more when I was younger but not much.

    I would be freaked out if I was caught. I would probably be super pissed actually.

    I don't like talking about it at all. I don't think the conversation is ever productive!

    I am away from my g/f 5 days a week at school so I really only have sex once or twice a week. I have def. gone over a year without sex before.
     
  15. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    How often do you do it?
    couple of times a month, when im bored usually
    How old are you?
    24
    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do?
    surprised, and then id laugh
    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc?
    pretty comfortable
    How many times have you had sex, how often?
    a lot of sex. recently though about 1-3 times a week.

    my mom and i can talk about anything with relative ease and comfort. she walked in on me masturbating when i was 12, it was not discussed, and shes probably forgotten by now.
     
  16. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    For the record I've been caught masturbating, by my sister, it's just one of those things that is never mentioned ever, ever, ever again haha

    But, I didn't feel awkward enough to stop after she left the room again, I finished the damn job at hand.
     
  17. auxtokes

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    hahahaha that's the way to go!
     
  18. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    How often do you do it?
    depends if i get sexed or not. maybe 4 times a week now since sagittarius is coming.

    How old are you?
    12 in my prime.

    How do you feel about getting caught, what would you do?
    'hey man don't you know how to knock'

    How comfortable are you about talking about it? With friends/family/etc?
    i'm fine talking about it with my friends, but my close family it's weird. cousins are alright. and my parents are old i don't want to even know how the feel about it.

    How many times have you had sex, how often?
    many many. i could possibly do a math equation which would even out to around 3000 sexings.
     
  19. does2

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    So, what is it that keeps us from being open about it with our family?

    Is there something wrong with it?

    Also, seems like most of us get laid and still masturbate... interesting.


    Hahahahha.
     
  20. DazedGypsy

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    Well for me personally I guess I don't see a reason to be talking about it. It's not like I need advice or want to share stories about it. I'm not judging people who do talk about it w/family but I guess I just mean personally I wouldn't want to.

    And yeah I still do even though I get laid, whether or not it's in a monogamous relationship. It's just a different experience and feeling and you get to call all the shots. :p
     

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