girls

girls what kind of vibraters do you own?

 

er didn't you ask this before

 

er no!

 

well, mine is amazing!!! it flashes very pretty colours and makes lovely jingly noises, like father Xmas really is coming!!!... it has a digital radio that only ever distorts sound when in a bath of goat, rabbit or dear poo... also, i can programme it to speak to me in whatever language takes my fancy, with a large selection of voice types... it arrived with 10 sexy little mix and match outfits that i can alternate, and 15,000 different vibrating settings... i will never tire of it!!!... it even makes tea and rolls me a fag when i'm done with it.... what a bargain!!!

 

He so did ask it before

 

I want one!

 

no no no what i asked was there any girls owned a rampant rabbit! So there

 

^yes that is a totally different subject altogether, what were we thinking?

 

i'll send you a link ... they are on special offer right now... buy one get one for a friend and only pay double!!!

 

Where's my link? Come on come on...what if they're not on offer anymore!? :willy_nilly:

 

damn it!!!! i'll forget my head next if i wash mine, you are welcome to it at the bargain price of £750.00, but i lost the mix and match outfits, and the bell makes a funny growling noise now, but that kind of adds tot he fun .....

.... now where oh where did i put that head of mine???...