What's your proudest masturbation moment?

When I was a teenager I jerked off to the Spice Girls a lot. I expect I averaged 2 a day for around 2 years. One day I decided to set my self a challenge - I was going to jerk off 5 times, one for each SG. Much to my surprise I'd reached my goal by early afternoon. I then did the only sensible thing - go for 5 more. The second 5 took a lot longer. I was beating it really hard and it was the gone mid-night by the time I shot my 10th load. My cock was red raw but I was very proud of myself.

The most I've managed since then is 7. I'd love to get to 11 in one day, but I'm more into edging now. I think could properly manage it with a few days of abstinence, a hang over (I'm always horny when I'm hung over) and hours of good porn.

Does anyone else have a masturbation moment they're proud of?

 

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Your first post! You might as well make it a good one eh? For the the record I am utterly speechless you managed an erection for Mel B. With hair like that, anyone would have had a better chance of wasting their load on Don King. She freaks me out, and I totally don't dig her.

Otherwise, I would say my proudest moments involving masturbation usually consist of me be able to get to it with no hands, if you catch my drift.

 

mines was when i was telling my best friend about my masturbation habits and she said she did it all the time too. she asked if she could watch me do it, i responded only if i can cum in her mouth. she obliged.

 

I find Mel B pretty hot. I had to get Mel C out the way first (and sixth). Geri was the finale. That Union Jack dress and her boobs made my wrist pretty strong.

 

omg, that is hilarious

 

Pfft, when i was a kid, I had to double hand that Posh spice, before she married beckham and got all stickly, that girl was fine!

my proudest moment had to be when I did it like... 15 times and it was so swollen it was almost 10 inches long... and like massive thick,

but I was a manic little masturbator... and had a lot of spare time in my teen years...

that couldnt have been healthy(it hurt like hell, and made my head dizzy/ache)...my prostate will probably stop working at like 30, or some other horrible thing like that...

Moral of the story... you can have to much of a good time.

 

Duly noted, you my friend are what wank legends are made of. That is some pretty endearing shit

 

*gasop* SCARY SPICE WAS TOTALLY MY FAVORITE.

 

I don't have one. Just for the record, I have seen Emma and Mel B- Emma in a restaurant, Mel B doing a book signing. I've also seen two of the Sugababes at a train station.

 

When i blew so hard I actually shot all the way across the room, ugh that felt amazing!

 

ever hit the ceiling? thats a bitch to clean... especially when its got that rough pattern on it...

 

I shot in my eye once. I was proud that it went so high, but I can see why girls don't like getting cum in there eyes now. That stuff hurt!

 

Yeah eyes hurt!

 

My proudest mastubation moment? Must have been when I came twice in a row, while filming myself on video. I was so horny I had to keep going.

 

Mine would have to hitting the headboard while cumming at the foot of my king size bed!

 

I guess my proudest masturbation moment must have been that very first time, when I realised that I had finally become a 'man', in the truest biological sense & had reached the age at which I could physically father a child of my own.

Other proud moments that have followed were probably the times when I introduced the art to various friends of mine - one of which was in his 30s with a daughter of his own, but he had never experienced masturbation, as he was circumcised & never even realised that it was possible for him - that is until I showed him how he could do it with the application of lube/soap. Being present when he experienced his first masturbatory orgasm, knowing I was responsible for showing him how was also a major proud experience for me.

 

That's hot!

 

My proudest moment was when I was laying on my bed and shot over my head. A lot of it got on my face and chest but at least I didn't have to clean it out of my belly button.

 

mine would be when I keep going for about 72 hrs on and off.. seeing how much I could cum in a long weekend.(its hard not losing interest ) when it was over, everything was sore. but I'd saved lots of cum.

 

Mine is when I was fucking my wife from behind while she was laying on her side and I pulled out to shoot on her ass but instead the first shot hit my lips, next one hit my cheeks and chin, next two or three pumps hit my chest. Without turning her head to see she asked me where I came at then she looked and saw my face and chest cover in my own cum. What she doesn't know is that I licked my lips.