which is worse?

yeah...

getting caught chokin' the chiken = more privacy
getting caught smokin' the wacky tobacky = less privacy.

 

They would definitely think of the consequences to opening your door, no one wants to get unexpectedly blasted with somebody's load

 

definitely getting caught smoking. they catch you waking off then they just say wtf and leave. they see you smoking they get pissed

 

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP!! IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD!!!

Definitely masturbating. If they caught me smoking they'd probably just roll their eyes at me. If they caught me treating my body like an amusement park, it could get real awkward.


EDIT: In high school, before my parents treated me like an adult, I'd say smoking would be worse because they'd take my weed then.

 

As it stands now, I'd prefer the jerkin, since me being caught smoking would not go well at all.

 

masterbating...the end

 

I would prefer to be caught masterbating with my dick in its full glory in my hand. Why because smoking can not go on for obvious reasons but once my parents see me nude and in case get interested in joining the party, then the possibilities are enormous.

 

gtfo

 

In a word: horrifying.
In two: very horrifying.

 

:toetap05:

 

I will never be caught fapping.

Ever.

I am far too quick and my technique is flawless.

 

As your sig would suggest...

 

I'm glad we have such a clever new poster!

 

i hope your penis falls off

 

I do what I can.