hell yeah

i got another story for u guys to bash... lol

it be sunday right now.
me and mates went out and the 29 year girl and her sister came to where we were and anyway we were smashed as i took 1 valium this time, but i drank over a bottle of scotch but was fine.

so we both go back to there house again. offcourse this time she aint on her period. so we have some drinks and i take her into her room and hmm shall we go into details,... somewhat....i was making out with her feeling her all over took off her top, undid her bra succesfully.... ummm took off my pants. she took off hers i pushed her on the bed. ummm i made out with her some more sucked her tits, kissed around her stomach and down to her puss. took off her panties.... licked her out for a bit. she said it was unbeleivable, she had never had anyoen lick her out like that. anyway i will get to that later. so i used a condom fucked her for 2 hours lol. i couldnt cum. we fucked in all sorts of positions... but err she said i had a massive cock she had to go slow pace then hit it into her cervix and shed be like ohhh" and then id smash her for a bit and im like just take it blah blah. spanking her telling her she naughty ummm she sucked my dick. i was telling her how i wanted to get my dick so far up in her pussy.

anyway the sun was comming up and neither of us were gonna cum... so we went to sleep. woke up and i fucked her and i came.

but get this , she said she has never had a clitoral orgasm... im like WHAT. shes 29. she cant cum when shes nervous .
thats right. i had to hold her arms down and push her legs apart with my leg, she was covering her pussy with her hand, so then i licked her out.
but errr. im like fuck i said im cummin over and i dont care how long it takes until i die i am gonna lick u out untill u have a clit orgasm.
im like do u have any toys... no response.
im like can u squirt.... shes like whats that. im like what r u 14

but as for my oral skills she said she had never had that before. amazing. so i just got to get her to relax ,
she said im deffinatly coming over again lol

and i did take viagra.. but that shit only last 4 hours. all thro the morning and stuff i just had a raging hardon, i fucked her the second time around 12 oclock in the middle of the day... so it was all me. im just a mental case. could be.

now lets hear somone tell me my story is all made up... go on

 

what was your friend doing?

 

youre 20 years old and taking viagra..:smilielol5:

 

haha lmao same shit i was thinkin

 

so. only cause i was extra smashed, take anti depressants, and havce extensive xtc and drug abuse history.

i fucked the next day and my dick was just as good.
stop being mean. jesussssss

 

Congrats on getting some pussy

 

even with what you said, viagra at 20!? crazy shit.
glad you had a fun night.

 

yeah not too many women get a good orgasm until theyre past their thirties... it has to do a lot with their sexual maturity as well of that of their partner's since men tend to b more selfish when theire younger imo.... now i better get me a lover whos patient enough to go down on me cuz man, thats a tall order
glad u had fun

 

random fact:
i forgot the name of this specific sex phycologist but he once said if a women ever achieved a clitoral orgasm she was sexually immature because a clitoral orgasm is easier to reach than a vaginal orgasm


i think it was sigmund freud who said dis im not sure

 

the thing bout freud, and it was him, is that his sample he researched was biased... it lacked diversity whatsoever. was composed of all his female patients in their... mid 20s, 30s? all white and rich.... they had too much in common is all that was said.
clitorial orgasm is, imo, very powerful and fun to have

 

Figures that after you were called out on not getting pussy you'd make up a story about actually getting pussy. Way to go, Mr. Viagra user.

Oh, and here's the smilie for your benefit:

 

so tru but u must admit reading his reaserch finds r very amusing even if they r biased
i mean come one the guy said we r all sexual as soon as we pop out the woumb
he must have not gotten laid very much cause he always was against a women and always in favor of the man

:smilielol5:i soo agree hunny

 

that is true though. sometimes its just ridiculous how long it takes to reach an orgasm. guys always tend to be able to orgasm so much faster. why is that?

 

i consider it very strange that a 29 year old hasnt had a clitoral orgasm? dont u.

well she did say shes never had anyone lick her out like i did, and she doesnt have any toys... she also said she cant cumm with new people cause shes nervoous.

anyway illl let u know if i can make this girl have her clit orgasm for the very first time.
that would make me a happy man for sure.

 

thanks bro

 

a lot of girls dont know what it is so they think they have never had one. my best friend said she has never and shes 21. but im sure she has. she doesnt know what happens when it happens

 

what was your friend doing during all of this?

 

he hooked up with her sister, the sisters live together

 

Rrrrrrriiiight.

And where do they live? The magical land of fairies and unicorns?

 

haha real funny.

the other sister was like come watch. me and her sister r like what...
they came into me and the 29 year old room to get a condom, and somone suggested we all just fuck in the one room , like share the girls i supoose. the one girl was keen... but next time.
there umm italian or columbian...she speaks italian/spanish. i keep mistaken them as latina. and the other girl used to be hooked on coke, 3 grams a day. and whenever we mention drugs there like ok ur out the door if u mention drugs