Ask a guy who owns velcro shoes anything =D

oh hai guys!
so liek I was way bored and thought I'd make a totallY Awesome thread!?!
ask me anything and I'll totally give you either the correct or incorrect answer. My answers won,t be funny, have any wit or depth to them and or make sense.

way cooool!

Fire away!

Plax don't flame me I just want to have way fun with my totally original concept for a completely shit thread

 

Do you wear the velcro out of necessity or for fashion reasons?

 

How often do you make totally awsome threads like this one?

 

this is the story behind my velcro shoes.
Please note I can actually tie shoe laces.

I was looking for a new pair of wheels and saw these velcro nikes which were rather snazzy. They were selling for a hundered bucks and I was like thats cool. So I tried them on and the lady comes up to me and says For an extra 20 bucks you have any pair of shoes from this selection*points to a small wall of shoes*

I looked at the wall and theirs the exact same pair of velcro shoes. So I ended up paying $120 on 2 pairs of the exact same velcro shoes,. I then traded one pair for a hat my mate had from the middle east.

So in saying that.

I mainly bought them for convience.
Imagine I am walking on a beach and a guy runs at me yelling Ima rape you!

I don't wanna be mucking around with laces
Fssh Fssh Fssh... velcros done up and away I run. Evading a raping

 

when I feel the need to have an indirect dig at some of the douches on the forum

 

so if you had to pay more for the velcro, would you still have bought them?

 

I would have whipped out a shank

 

How do you feel that kids make ure vell crow?

 

Quite often then

 

I am unsure.... at the time it didn't really cross my mind. I don't really know where I stand with kids working in factories and what not. I mean obviously I am against it but I am not entirely sure of the conditions they work in. So I can't really give you a full explanation on where I stand.

Nowadays its just a pair of thongs (flip flops) or 20 dollar volleys

 

How much time in a week do you save by not having to tie laces?

 

more than you'd imagine.
It takes like 5 seconds to put them on.

I don't know what to do with all my spare time though... sometimes I just stand there and admire my kneecaps

 

if i asked you to take off all your clothes rite now in under 20 seconds would u be able to do that becuase of your velcro shoes?

 

I feel that having velcro shoes is very old mannish of you.

 

Do you think it's OK for racists to grow locks?

 

lol

 

OMG Enjoy.
Thanks for the major lol's!

 

I'd do it with 5 seconds to spare.
In which I'd make an oragami girraffe and give it to you as a love momentum

its the look I go for

only black people can have locks

welcome.

 

did you know that Willie Nelson wears velcro shoes?

 

I do now