Need advice fast.

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  1. dr_gonzo420

    dr_gonzo420 Member

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    So, I'm staying at this hotel and I was just flirting with this cute little maid, so, any way I wind up telling her any time she wants to, to come up to my room and kick back, She'll probably be here in 3 or 4 hours and I've never done anything like this before. I'm afraid that if i try something I'll look like a creep and on the other hand if I don't I may have seriously fucked up. I'd like to get some feedback from a woman's prospective.
     
  2. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky.
     
  3. dr_gonzo420

    dr_gonzo420 Member

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    So, you're saying go for it?
     
  4. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    Well did she seem interested in you? Just go with your gut how the situation feels when it comes. However I am terrible when it comes to picking up on signs from the opposite sex so I'll just leave it at that.
     
  5. MikeE

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    The woman is coming to your hotel room. She might say "No", but you won't offend her.

    (BTW, might she be expecting a monetary thank you? It could be a painful mistake if she was expecting one and you didn't find out until after she did what she thought she was getting paid for.)
     
  6. thetrees

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    i mean, don't be creepy about it.... feel out the situation, and i don't mean literally. don't pounce the second she enters the room - talk, flirt, go from there.
     
  7. Fuck, a woman is coming to your hotel room, and you think she has no idea that you might want sex. Who cares if she thinks you're a creep.
     
  8. PeaceIsFreedom

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    I agree go for it nigga!!! Haha if you think your the shit and act like your the shit you will utterably be the shit! And man you are the shit!! This chick is into you!! She wants it bra, just feel the situation and chill a while don't be a creeper aight!! Hey man congrats!! Your half-way there!! Have fun ;) and remember no glove no love
     
  9. dr_gonzo420

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    Would she be upfront about that?
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Holy fuck man, it's a chick coming to your hotel room.... What do you think she's coming up there for? To clean the room for you?

    lol :p
     
  11. The long and short: the possibility that she just wants sex is worth some hotel maid thinking you're a creep. Otherwise, have a nice afternoon with the maid watching TV in your room.
     
  12. dr_gonzo420

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    I hate tv.
     
  13. stinkfoot

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    Perhaps to "clean the room" WITH him.
     
  14. dr_gonzo420

    dr_gonzo420 Member

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    I prefer to make the room messy with her.
     
  15. PeaceIsFreedom

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    Haha +rep now fuck her and make her clean the mess!!!
     
  16. dr_gonzo420

    dr_gonzo420 Member

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    Who here has done this?
     
  17. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I've never personally seduced a maid..... But if I had enough liquor in me anythings possible.....
     
  18. dr_gonzo420

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    If I were drunk I wouldn't have seceded
     
  19. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I have never seduced a maid either, I think you are embarking on unchartered territory.
     
  20. raz5

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    ... i can't believe you just quoted wayne gretzky. you fucking canadian.






    you made the move, so just go for it i say lol
     
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