talking to cops

does anyone else find that it's much easier to talk to cops when you're super baked? i don't know if it's just me, but i'm super paranoid around cops when i'm not stoned, and pretty damn awkward. it's like i always feel like i having something to hide, except when i do. this doesn't typically happen with anyone except police officers.

and for reference, i live in a huge city in a young, not-so-great area, so cops are literally everywhere and i end up conversing with them more than i'd like. maybe they're just weed-friendly since there's so much else to deal with.... then again, it's georgia, so i doubt it.

so this isn't completely pointless if you don't share this feeling, any good cop-conversing stories?

 

I've never talked to a cop stoned. But I get awkward and paranoid as fuck around cops when I'm sober - and am chill as fuck around them high. So yeah, I think that's close enough.

 

for me its way harder. I remember one time i was getting searched i started singing some stupid i heard on the radio and the cop was like "how much drugs are you on?"

 

I dislike them................alot! the last time they stopped me, I pretended I has deaf lol, I started doing all this sign language , they just let me go on my way! good job none of them know sign language as I didnt have a clue what I was doing!

 

Ahahaha no way?? That reminds me of the first Trailer park boys movie they pretend that julians deaf and can't talk and then he fucks up by answering them lol. Are deaf people enen allowed to drive?? What about sirens and shit everyone has to pull over thats why you can't wear earphones.

 

Its usually grand talking to cops in Clon, when they're off duty anyway If for whatever reason your talking to a cop your going to get searched here anyway. Hahaha I remember one time though my mum was out of the house for a few days so she said I could have a few sessions if I wanted. So one night there was about 15 of us at my place, loads of drink, an ounce of skunk and most of u are mashed aswell. Then the doorbell rings and its John O' Donovan, local DS saying they got a noise complaint. I just said (obviously off my face) "my mums away for a while but she knows we're here drinking, I'll turn the volume down" he said that was fine and walked away. Its funny though because as soon as two of my friends heard DS being mentioned they ran out my back door and jumped into the river behind my house and hid under the bridge, waist deep in water :smilielol5:

 

I'm the same person whether I'm high or not.... Being stoned doesn't change the way I talk to anyone.

 

Cops are people too..

 

....What????

You mean they aren't just walking guns?

 

I've talked to cops stoned at work before, but shhhhh they are none the wiser.

 

How NOT to talk to a cop:

"No ossiter, I wasn't aware that I was driving too slowly but if you were as drunk as I am you'd be careful too... uhhh wait... can I re-phrase that?"

 

im hoping that was coming from personal experience stinkfoot

 

I've always handled myself carefully around the po-po.

 

There was this one thing that played on dumbest criminals or something this guy was trying to walk a straight line when all the sudden he turns to the cop an says no "occifer" I haven't been drinking tonight but I'll tell u one dam thing I couldn't even walk that line if I was sober.

 

Well aren't you awesome.

 

i've been both super terrible at talking to the cops high and super sneaky too.

the terrible times - i was like 16 or 17. it was a couple different times. one time they asked me my name. i said josh. they said what's your last name? i said "what do you mean by that?" they i made one up
"smith. yea, josh smith."
i had no ID and didn't really get in trouble that time. they searched me (i had weed in my secret inside coat pocket that they didn't find). they had originally pulled us over b/c there were 4 of us in the backseat. we were driving around at night smoking a joint. i don't know how they didn't smell the weed or find something incriminating. they gave me a sobriety test cuz they thought i was drunk. told me to follow his pen with my eyes only. well i was bobbing my head all around, and he told me "son i'm not asking you, i'm telling you, you've been drinking tonight. i've been doing this longer than you were in diapers" which he meant to say he'd been doing it longer than the time i'd been out of diapers i think - which is longer if you get what i mean. he didn't really make sense and he couldn't have been more wrong. i had not one drop of alcohol.

the sneaky times - i was tripping and able to walk past the cops/say a sentence to them/go in a convenience store with one.

i have so many stories about the cops, but i have a feeling this post might be getting long

 

when i was doing some animal rescue after hurricane ike, this cop started talking to me and my friend in a jamaican accent because she knew we were always high.

also, at the cannabis crusade march on texas capital, we were toking up in front of the cops and they were there to protect and escort us to the capital. cool cops, too. we asked the cops what they thought of it. they thought it was pretty cool. there's some vids i put up on youtube under the name stevedavejesus if you care to look em up.

 

I have never had a problem with talking to cops while im high.
But when i just see them while im sober is like omg theres a cop haha.


Like one time me and my x were walking around and we wanted to get stoned then go to sonic so we did, right?
Well we got there and we saw like five cop cars and we didn't know why they were there... and he really wanted to go in and get the stuff but he was too paranoid and scared to go past the cops to get the shit... so he made me go in and i was pretty pissed because they were only getting drinks together.
Well he waited outside on the side of the building which if he was seen they probably would have said something to him.. loitering.

Stupid idiot.. Well anyways when i went inside there were about five cops at the doorway and i was stoned and they were like Hi, how are you today? And i was like Hi, im doing great how are you!


It was awesome.

 

I've never talked to a cop while high.

 

you should try it, it will change your life for the better.