fuck farkkk fuck

lol

last night me and my mate hooked up with these sisters. we went bak to their house and drank a bit more... i drank a bottle of scotch last night.
anyway if u remember my posts you will know i have problems gettin hard when im drunk. soooo i had gotten some viagra lol.

so i took it before we went to there house, cause i knew we were gonna fuck. just before we go to bed, she tells me shes on her period. fuck. so all i got to do was suck her tits and make out with her. she didnt suck my dick or anything.

meanwhile my friend fucks the sister. fuck.

 

LOL. That sucks

 

Dam, she coulda gave you a complimentary handjob atleast. What kinda girl drags a dude to her bed and then tells him she's on her period. Hope you didn't take the viagra b4 you heard the news, I woulda asked my buddy to switch sisters leaving out minor details like she's raggin an then banged the other one.

 

lol i know. the other sister was flirting with me heaps towards the end, i could tell she wanted me more. but it was way to late to make the switch

 

suckss!!!

 

u shoulda made her hop inda shower
n done it anal.....the least she coulda done was gve u a bj or handjob to say da least

 

Damn... Handjob at least a Blowjob is a plus. I mean can you say blue baller?

 

yeah im learning a few things to say the least. i wont be so nice in future. well i will, but ill be much more forcefull and persuasive.

next you'll here im on a rape charge lol

 

Yeah how about you don't do that and just suggest it persuasively next time. Just be like hey you gave my hopes up. I think I deserve at least a handjob. If she refuses walk out and join the other people.

 

Story #3632634 about how you ALMOST got laid.

 

toolmaggot, almost everything you say is comedy genius... i just wanted to thank you....

 

time to tell your buddy its tag team. tag, your in. pin her down for the count and tag your buddy in. :cheers2:

 

lol sounds like the best thing he could have done in that situation lol

 

yeah but id feel bad about the other sister. and my friend doesnt like to share

 

ur a sad bitch. living is learning.

and by the way u look like the biggest skank aye
i wouldnt go near u

 

Like I've said in previous posts, at least I've got that going for me.

Three cheers for internet machismo, giving insecure little dudes a place they can say everything they'd never say out loud, and pretend like it matters!

 

lol i tell people shit to their face if their a fuckhead to me.

im not a sooky little dweeb thats afraid to start shit.

 

I'd go near you! Hell I would do more than just go near you.

 

and anyway at least im truthfull about all my experieces.... shit theres always next week. and then the week after. its all learning. and i enjoy having a good laugh about this shit with my mates n stuff.... i try to do it with you guys aswell... but not everyone thinks like me...

im from australia so im pretty easy going. just here to have a good time.

 

Fuck that, you're not truthful at all. You can't get laid, so you have to make up these so called encounters and now you're the loser who wants his bestfriend's girlfriend. Some friend you are. You need to be punched in the balls.