two michael jackson jokes.

don't neg rep me for being disrespectful. it's a joke. i just thought it'd get a few laughs.



1. What's the difference between M.J. and a grocery bag?















one's plastic and harmful to children, the other holds groceries.

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2.
Michael Jackson didn't die from drugs! he died from food poisoning.




















he ate some ten year old nuts.

 

whats similar between MJ and sardines?





they both come in little cans.

 

its a 10 year old-s weenie,.. not nuts..

 

thank you for turning me off, dear ori

 

I wanna be that for halloween..

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would it go well with the outfit on the right?

 

yes it would

 

Did you hear McDonalds was creating a hamburger to honor Michael Jackson?












It has 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

 

No way! I bet its gonna be called the "McJackson" or if not, the "McMolestor" .... lol srry couldnt resist.. no disrespect.

 

I heard a pretty good one..

I heard since Michael Jackson is 90% plastic anyway,
they are going to melt him down into LEGOs and let little kids play with him instead.

and I would have ordered that mask if I knew about it before Halloween

 

How did you know MJ was entertaining?




There were big wheels parked in the driveway.

(I know, this one's old, thought I'd post it anyway)

 

i heard he died in the nursery havin a stroke

 

I heard his heart-attack was induced by shock, when he noticed that Sears had little boys pants half-off.

 

LOL thank you for the laughs

 

Aww these are awesome. It's funny how everybody forgot how messed up that dude was when he croaked. Great musician but let us not forget he was a pedophile.

 

Michael Jackson once covered an Elton John song. "Don't let your son go down on me."

 

too bad that nothing was ever proven about him and that it became evident the "victims" families obviously wanted money. being an eccentric plastic curgery addict does not necessarily make one a pederast. the media will insult him even after death and imply whatever they want to about him. but will turn around and try to drum up sympathy for roman polanski. roman polanski has never shyed away from the fact he likes them young either. i wonder how much michael jackson being hated by the anti defamation league had to do with his bad publicity?



ever notice how there's no giant list of gary glitter or roman polanski jokes? why no jokes about pete townshend and questionable photographs found on his computer?

 

how do you know that for sure? he never settled with any ofn these families. his insurance provider settled with them without his permission. nothing was ever proven