the condom... it dissapeared.

Me and my girlfriend basically had our own room at a friends house whos parents were never there. Well pretty much it was the "sex room" for whoever found their way into it. Me and my girlfriend had just finished up. (This isnt the sex forum so ill spare the details ) when the door opens up (it was the owner of the house). She didnt enter she just opened it wide enough for her little dog to wander in. It wasnt on purpose. The little dog ran in and proceeded to walk under one side of the bed and come out on the other side. Me and my girlfriend talk with the ownder for a good 10 minutes when we start to get dressed. All of a sudden we realize the condom was on the floor? cuz it sure enough was not in the bed..! we scan the floor, flip the bed over, take the sheets off, and still no condom. We leave it go...

>>>Fast Forward a month...

My girlfriend is at my house when we get a phone call from the friend whos house we were at. "Heyy im at my aunts and I brought the dog... I just found your condom. She just crapped it out."

 

That's pretty funny. lol

 

Oh, wow. That's great.

 

ohh, poor puppy lol

 

I can't believe it stayed in the dog's system for that long.

 

I'm glad the poor thing didn't choke on it.

 

Thats hilarious

 

haha, thats nasty. poor dog.

 

im having a hard time believing it stayed in the dog for a month, a few days to a week?....maybe... but not a month, that dog surely would've been dead.

 

not in its mouth in its stomach.

 

That's so funny I actually had to register to share my story. When I was in high school my boyfriend and I had sex in my room and discarded the condom in the trash. Well a few hours later nobody noticed that my mom's dog goes rummaging through the trash, digs out the condom and then puts it on my parents bed. So when my mom found the used condom on her bed, I had to try to explain how it got there!!

 

haha! thats really funny!

your dog told on you!

 

My sister's dog ate a whole pair of underwear and never did shit them out. She PUKED them up after a month. They were horrible.

 

hahaha owel... good times now that trouble storm is past right? Thats really unfortunate haha at least I didnt get in trouble for mine. I half thought the dog was gonna die at some point... thank god it didnt!

 

dogs are great at pulling shit like that and getting away with it!

the vet down the street, told me about the time, a dog eat a cake and the knife in the cake too!
that poor dog went three days before his owners took him to the vet. when the vet got the x-rays and looked at them... she freaked out! she could not belive what she saw lodged in the dogs guts!
it was 12 hours surgery and, the dog did live.

i worked almost five years in an e.r. and, i have seen people, who pull shit just as dumb as that dog did.
we, really are not as smart as we belive we are, when compaired to other animals.

 

hahaha I agree. Some people are just short a few marbles lol. But wtf that is craazy about the dog. That dog is a soldier. I'd think that the knife would of cut the dogs intestines and stomach to shreds. Thats good news the dog lived though! :cheers2:

 

I used to be a dog groomer, I've heard tons of stories....
I was grooming an older poodle puppy when I noticed a whole bunch of stitches on the abdomen, not in the usual spot for a spay operation. Long story short: the little darling had swallowed a $10,000 diamond ring!

 

hahahah dirty that sucks

 

hahaha thanks for the replies everyone... that's definitely a memory/ dog i'll never forget!