What a fucking mission

yeah.

 

the other day I walked six miles in the desert with no roads looking for this missing douche bag.

 

i probably walked that far while tripping. much more of an adventure.

 

I walk 48 miles to and from school, uphill both ways, and there's at least a foot of snow everyday.

 

haha you don't have a car. sucks to be you

 

Worse karma than taking a bike... no wait...

 

I wish I was walking streets lol.

There's about an hour long stretch through the country wheres there's only farms and fields and shit. No street lights either, it's just a road. It was pitch fucking black, I was so scared when oncoming cars would come so I would just brace myself incase I got hit.

I just made a video on google maps to show how long of a walk it really is lol.

 

gah this reminds me of a story

i rode up to camp bisco in 2008 for 16 hrs in a car full of strangers with my best friend. we did not have tickets nor had he we signed up to volunteer, we just talked our way into volunteering once we got there.

so we get put to work right away and the people we rode up with go get the car searched and set up camp. we work all day, and get off at like 11 in time to see lotus. we have no idea where our tent is at this point, absolutely no idea. after about 10 mins of being off duty we run into one of our college buddies, fuckin crazy one of our good friends we had no idea would be there. this dude, at this point in time always had the cleanest L...ALWAYS. he doesd us both with two hits. we start dancing to lotus. and start tripping face.

sometime during the show we ran into one of the dudes who we hd ridden with, and (i dont remember this) apparently he tells us an approximate location as to where our tent was.

so we rage it and the shows come to a close and we start getting cold, its fuckn new york. so we decide we should strt finding our tent. I kid you not the three of us walked around the gruonds of camp bisco for 8 plus hours searching for our tent. We came upon some intersting people. at one point someone screamed, "Don't step there! Someone took a shit there earlier." We were all just like wtf haha, i think they were being serious, but who knows they could have been fucking with us...

after a few hours we were so distressed...what did we do? we ate another hit each.

my friend gave me his hoody cuz i was fucking cold as fuck. and i got cozy in that bitch. a few hours after walking my best friend asks me for it and then he asks for it back...but damn man i was selfish...i mean they were cold, but if i had gone from hot to cold i think i would have been more miserable (yes i know i am a shitty friend).

anyway we walk and walk and finally we get food, why? to warm ourselves up and to look somewhat legitmate. I remember ordering a fucking burger. omg i ate that cuz i was cold and nothing else was available...im so appalled about that to this day.

fuck so finally as the son comes up we can start seeing things and cars and we realize we were pretty much by the car half the time because apparently my best friend had heard that dude give us directions to the tent. BUT i doubted her, she is a ditsy mofo, and when tripping i guess i gave her even less credit (you have to understand our relationship, this wasn't me being bitch, this was me being realistic...it was hilarious in the end...this chick is the other half of me, my complete opposite yet with a small overlap that binds us together).

so we were cold and tired (our bodies at least) so we proceeded to attempt to put up a tent...tripping pretty damn hard still. man it was the funniest sight. as people walked by they were just like do yuo need help...we were like "we're cool" but it was nice of them hha....man the entire weekend that tent was fucked...cuz the times we were sober enough to fix it, was when we were tired enough to pass out in it...i kid you not people came and adjusted the tent with us in it cuz they felt bad and thought it might blow away.

good times...but yes at least 8 hrs of walking

sorry i was reminded, thought id share please do not hate eace:

 

Buses don't run where I was. It's mostly farmland and stuff.

 

Video uploading.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha6c0PQ7lyM

Just imagine walking this... In the pitch black. There ain't no street lights in Binbrook... damn uncivilized bastards.

 

wow did you serisously just do that?

 

Yeah. It took so long to make that video lol. It took two tries.... I fucked up and took the wrong way when I filmed it the first time... Thank god I didn't take that way home lol.

 

Grandpa?

 

You have..


No life..

 

i will say good persistence but pehaps a waste of your time
dont hate just smoke...or bloooooooooooooooow me away somehow