Things NOT to do nude

you've never seen me play darts
they tend to bounce off the dart board and land in peoples laps
ouch!

 

Wrestle a Alligator

 

sandblasting

 

Do not hang things on your erection (in case you have one and are nude at that time)

 

Yeah that was what i was getting at

 

hug a rose bush..

 

piss off a porcupine.

 

Don't ignore the red flags on the beach because it looks like the water's calm. Jellyfish alert. An experience never to be forgotten! And of course frying anything without you apron on. Even without clothes I now always wear an apron. Too many burnt breasts ober the years.

 

I'd include cooking as one not to do.

 

or red flags are for rip tides and the like...

dont play in the rose patch... or with nettles

 

Now that's something I would like to try! I did once see a video showing a nude Japanese figure skater.
~Tina

 

pick up the kids at school

 

Yep, done the tray coming out of the oven thing as well!

 

Play with a hungry animal.

 

Use an angle grinder - sparks galore


Climb over or straddle an electric fence (esp if your a guy)

 

...or welding! I do it barefoot though. Watch out where the molten metal goes!

ZW

 

for the cooking while using hot oil its better to do while nude so if you do spill it the heat doesnt get trapped in your clothes......happened to my sister the heat got trapped in her long socks

 

Ice fishing