The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

"This car is protected by a Pit bull with Aids"

It really makes you think don't it?

 

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Think
while it's still legal

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"A day without sunshine is, like, night."

 

this might be a little provincial, but

Welcome to Utah! set your clock back 50 years.

 

To All You Virgins:
Thanks For Nothing.​

 

Horn Broken
Watch for Finger​

 

You're Just Jealous Because
The Voices Are Talking To Me​

 

Caution!
I Drive Like You!​

 

I've got to get one of these.

 

Remember:
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph
Are Also Timed For 70mph.​

 

How's my driving?
Call 1-888-bite-me​

 

Cleverly Disguised As
A Responsible Adult​

 

If You Can Read This
I've Lost My Trailer​

 

rofl.

 

best one: "Get Real! Like Jesus would EVER own a gun and vote republican!"


i have one that says "THINK, it's not illegal yet" and another one that says "Don't pray in my schools and i won't think in your church"

my favorite one i have though is "we could have saved the earth but we were too damned cheap -kurt vonnegut"
then i have a bunch of ones of all my favorite bands that i made on this website where you can take pictures from your computer and they print them out and send them to you

 

I used to have super human powers
but my therapist took them away​

 

Ever stop to think
and forget to start again?​

 

To err is human, To forgive is divine
Neither is Marine Corps policy​

 

He who laughs last
thinks slowest!​