Someone inviting me to a Facebook group called "secret gay parties" ... not so secret when you publish it on facebook!
went to a work leaving do last night. Ranger X says to Ranger Y "I've fucked your sister ...and your mum" Ranger Y says "You and me both"
I'd never been to an IKEA, my mom wanted me to take her there to day to look at a new sofa, hers is getting rough. I laughed when I saw the size of the place. Damn. A whole wearhouse full of all kinds of shit. Not bad though, I guess. They had some really nice plants, but the furniture was kinda ehhh. I wanted to get a coconut tree. Joshua and Lithium, both y'all made me laugh.
Obamas last news conference, that was 10 minutes ago, give him ten more minutes and he'll have another one, maybe at this one he'll dance for us, coz he's so hip and cool Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... Peace
Last night, a commercial for ProPlan dog food or some such. A puppy claimed to be pooping optimally. I thought that was pretty humorous.
Todays' Springfield paper:A guy comes out to his car = all the seats AND the steering wheel are gone!Like to have seen the look on his face.
on the 14th August, Goatman123 posted on the You're Busted thread in the Games Forum that BBAD was " arrested for not setting clock back an hour for daylight savings sentenced to be raped by a waterbuffalo" ILMFAO
My last answer on this thread: http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=381129&f=543&page=6 lol.