asking parents

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by bombmistro, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. bombmistro

    bombmistro Member

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    so i am like 80% sure that my parents know that i masturbate but i want to ask them in a way that doesn't give it away like "do you know that i masturbate" but something more subtle that if they know then they will say yes but otherwise they won't find out (is anyone a mind reader i could really use one right now
     
  2. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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  3. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Uh, why do you want to know if they know? Does it matter? It's your business. I don't understand why you'd open up that can of worms.
    I also have to wonder how old you are.
     
  4. RiffRaff

    RiffRaff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly, why do you want to know if they know? I'm not sure how old you are but if you're around puberty, they know.
     
  5. hotcaliforniacouple

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    Silly goose!

    Your parents don't need to know -and they really don't want to know.

    We suspect you submitted this post just to get your jollies and to bewilder all of us.

    Anyway, the forbidden fruit aspect of masturbation, especially mutual masturbation, is what makes it so decadent, so exciting, and so satisfying.

    So keep your parents out of this and join the rest of us, as a shameless closet masturbator.
     
  6. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I don't know whether this is a genuine question or not, and quite frankly, I don't really see it matters, as it can still be a valid point to many.

    I was fortunate to have a Mother who was a nurse, by profession, and so was bound to have a realistic view on pubescent development, so as soon as little wet patches started to appear on my sheets from the wet dreams I was having in the brief period before I learned about masturbation she would make sure there was a clean hand towel on my bedside table every day. At first I didn't realise what it was for, but it soon became evident.

    However, not everyone is so fortunate to have such understanding parents although, in my opinion, I believe that not only should responsible parents talk to their children openly about masturbation & assure them that it is a perfectly normal activity, but that they should actually encourage it, due to its having been proven to be beneficial to both physical & mental health.

    If you want to raise the subject, you could simply ask that they knock on your bedroom door before entering, in case you're masturbating.

    Put quite simply, it's nothing to be ashamed of, so be open about it & give your parents some credit by raising a subject about entering adulthood in an adult manner. After all, you're not doing anything they haven't done - or still do for that matter - just because they're your parents doesn't mean that they don't still masturbate.
     
  7. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    I've never discussed this with parents and never will.
     
  8. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I don't see why you would like to share that information.....
    Unless you want tips or something.

    I would never.
     
  9. Deranger ..

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    Haha, " yeh dad could you teach me how to beat one of the wrist ? "

    Its like wtf, why would you wanna talk to your parents about raking at your self .. :confused::rolleyes:
     
  10. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Be like hmm... which way is better?
    My brothers baby momma wants my mom to give her lessons on sucking dick.
    She wants to "prefect" her skills. :eek:
     
  11. sindalue1718

    sindalue1718 Member

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    It's not rocket science. I dont see what problem some women have with this.
     
  12. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    He hasn't posted anything else so my guess is that he told his mom and dad and now he's grounded.




    lmfao :(
     
  13. hotcaliforniacouple

    hotcaliforniacouple Member

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    Hahaha! We think you're right.

    If telling his parents about his masturbation wasn't enough to rankle them, then turning on his laptop and showing them our sordid Hip Forums - Masturbation site would certainly do the trick.
     
  14. bombmistro

    bombmistro Member

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    no i was just out camping i hadden't though about it and my parents just keep getting closer and closer to catching me so i am going to tell them to knock from now on and enjoy myself. thank you to all who posted
     
  15. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Theres different ways and sizes....
     

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