Get the fuck outta here.. I'll do it for $1999.99. Only trade off is that you may have to wait up to 2 years.
Mine's cleaner! Full A/B with a heptane recrystallization! For only a penny more! You just can't beat that anywhere! And if you act now, I'll throw in not one, not two, but THREE glass roses and a box of steel wool. You won't find anyone else with that offer!