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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by mystical_shroom, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, like you were going to read something important..haha

    Anywhoo, well, Sir captain Soulless and I made some quizes, surverys, waste of time, whatever the hell ya wanna call them. And I am pretty much bored and so I thought I would put them together to make a super omega quiz, survey, waste of time [​IMG] So, ta-da, yeah...hehe, and plus I couldnt think of anything new cause its really hard to think of stuff..haha, so yeah, its basically like a rerun or something [​IMG]

    OKAY HERE IS MINE, BRACE YOURSELF IT IS CONFUSING, BUT FOR 1-4 YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO ANSWER FOR THE PERSON ABOVE YOU OR HELL YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO ANSWER THEM AT ALL [​IMG]

    1) Do you find me annoying?

    2) Do you only find my posts annoying?

    3) Do you really think I eat my boogers?

    4) If you saw me would you run up and kick me?

    What would be your favorite coloring book to color in?

    Do you pick shirts up off your floor smell them make a "meh it will do" face and put it on?

    If you are eating and you have no napkins with you, do you wipe your hands on the nearest thing availble..i.e. pillow, couch, person next to you?

    Do you pick your wedges in public?

    When in public and someone in line is standing right on your ass and you can feel their hot breathe down your neck do you do or say anything?

    If you sneeze and you get a wad of snot on your hand do you, A) wipe it on your pants, B) wipe it on someone standing next to you C) shake it off D) wipe it on a tissue cause you carry them around with you where ever you go or D) you dont use your hand to cover your mouth when you sneeze, you let that shit fly

    If you rip ass in public, whether it be accidental or purposely do you A) say nothing and act like it didnt happen B) Laugh and say, damn beans C) blame the person next to you or D) yours are always SBD's

    You are in a crowded area and the person next to you stinks beyond belief, you cant move cause it is crowded as hell do you A) do nothing and just inhale the funk B) whip out some frebreeze and spray it everywhere C) keep breathing and shout, someone is stinking D) nothing cause its you who stinks

    OKAY HERE IS SIR SOULLESS ONES, HAHA, I WROTE IN BLUE CAUSE YEAH, HES KNOW FOR BLUE..ANYWHOO, AGAIN ANSWER THESE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE..AND ALSO, HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS I THINK..
    1. What color do they make you think of?
    2. Would you say they are likely to lick random objects?
    3. Pick a number for them between 1 & 10.
    4. I can't think of any more questions, so this is not a question.
    5. Haha did they probably vote bush or kerry?
    6. What would hipforums be like without them?
    7. Do they smell funny?
    8. If they offered you candy, would you take it?
    9. Are they really a 40 year old bald man?
    10. Do they worship the sun god at Tamponhenge?
    NOW HERE IS WHERE ALL HELL BREAKES LOOSE HERES ONE THAT I DID AND JUST YA THERE YA GO...

    1) You pull up into a gas station and you smell the gasoline, you
    A. Love the freaking smell of gasoline and are huffin away..
    B. Cant stand the stupid smell, bleh, makes you want to throw up..
    C. Or it doesnt bother you either way, cause you dont really give a shit

    2) You put on a pair of your pants and you are out in public walking around, when you notice a big, big hole in the crotch and ass (how you didnt notice before you put them on is amazing [​IMG]) you...
    A. Love the new look, and sports it proudly...easy access..
    B. Gets shitty and mad and runs to nearest store to change and cry...
    C. Dont even notice that its there...

    3) When you are talking to someone you notice that they have something hanging out of their nose and its moving everytime they breath out of their nose you...
    A. Laugh silently in your head and then stare at it and remain focused on it and then laugh out loud and tell them...
    B. Its grossing you out so bad that you get sick to your stomach and run away to cry and vomit..
    C. You're not even paying attention, you are off in your own little world.

    4) You are at a party and are pretty drunk and are stumbling everywhere, you feel like you are going to barf, but are so dizzy you cant find something to puke in and its comin up, you...
    A) let that vom fly right where you are at..
    B) put your hand over your mouth, and run to the nearest bathroom or trashcan, crying your eyes out cause you are embarrassed..
    C) just swallow it cause you are "the shit" like that..

    5) You are driving and you pull up to a light and the car next to you acts like they want to race you..you..
    A) Race the fuckers
    B) shake your head in disgust and tell them that there moms wouldnt appreciate it, and then sobb quietly to yourself cause you were scared for a minute
    C) nothing cause you dont want your piece of shit to fall apart or blow up..


    If you got mainly A's = you are a dumbass and will amount to nothing in life, and this (points so self) is going to be you in the future [​IMG]
    If you got B's = you need a hanky and an ass whooping for being such a nerd
    If you got C's = congrats, you learn how not to care, you will find life easy and decisions are very easy for you...


    Thank you for wasting your time to do completely nothing..
    I wanna thank my co-host Soulless who made this all possible and make sure to have your pets spayed and neutered..Thank you and goodnight....
     
  2. Bug*Man

    Bug*Man Banned

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    You obviously think I have alot of time on my hands to fill this shit out! phh!

    I'm outta here.
     
  3. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    jesus christ....ill come back to this :D
     
  4. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    What the Hell? That's so much!
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    haha, did you read what you get if you get an 'a'? :D
     
  6. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Didn't I already do some of these? ;)
     
  7. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    1) Do you find me annoying?
    No.
    2) Do you only find my posts annoying?
    No.
    3) Do you really think I eat my boogers?
    Yes.
    4) If you saw me would you run up and kick me?
    No.
    What would be your favorite coloring book to color in?
    Yes.
    Do you pick shirts up off your floor smell them make a "meh it will do" face and put it on?
    Sometimes :D
    If you are eating and you have no napkins with you, do you wipe your hands on the nearest thing availble..i.e. pillow, couch, person next to you?
    Haha nope.
    Do you pick your wedges in public?
    I don't get them.
    When in public and someone in line is standing right on your ass and you can feel their hot breathe down your neck do you do or say anything?
    Yes...
    If you sneeze and you get a wad of snot on your hand do you, A) wipe it on your pants,

    If you rip ass in public, whether it be accidental or purposely do youC) blame the person next to you

    You are in a crowded area and the person next to you stinks beyond belief, you cant move cause it is crowded as hell do youC) keep breathing and shout, someone is stinking

    OKAY HERE IS SIR SOULLESS ONES, HAHA, I WROTE IN BLUE CAUSE YEAH, HES KNOW FOR BLUE..ANYWHOO, AGAIN ANSWER THESE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE..AND ALSO, HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS I THINK..
    1. What color do they make you think of?
      Pink.
    2. Would you say they are likely to lick random objects?
      Yes.
    3. Pick a number for them between 1 & 10.
      7.
    4. I can't think of any more questions, so this is not a question.
      Gotcha.
    5. Haha did they probably vote bush or kerry?
      Too young.
    6. What would hipforums be like without them?
      Very boring.
    7. Do they smell funny?
      I'm guessing not.
    8. If they offered you candy, would you take it?
      Of course!
    9. Are they really a 40 year old bald man?
      I like to believe so.
    10. Do they worship the sun god at Tamponhenge?
      Nah.
    NOW HERE IS WHERE ALL HELL BREAKES LOOSE HERES ONE THAT I DID AND JUST YA THERE YA GO...

    1) You pull up into a gas station and you smell the gasoline, you
    C. Or it doesnt bother you either way, cause you dont really give a shit

    2) You put on a pair of your pants and you are out in public walking around, when you notice a big, big hole in the crotch and ass (how you didnt notice before you put them on is amazing [​IMG]) you...
    C. Dont even notice that its there...

    3) When you are talking to someone you notice that they have something hanging out of their nose and its moving everytime they breath out of their nose you...
    A. Laugh silently in your head and then stare at it and remain focused on it and then laugh out loud and tell them...

    4) You are at a party and are pretty drunk and are stumbling everywhere, you feel like you are going to barf, but are so dizzy you cant find something to puke in and its comin up, you...
    A) let that vom fly right where you are at..

    5) You are driving and you pull up to a light and the car next to you acts like they want to race you..you..
    A) Race the fuckers





    Haha, I probably didnt even do it right :D

    Oh, and the person I was answering the 2nd part of the quiz for was Katie :D
     
  8. Bug*Man

    Bug*Man Banned

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    I think Shroom needs to get kicked in the ass!
     
  9. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Haha, well, since Chuck did such an awesome one for me, I'll answer these too. [​IMG]


    1) Do you find me annoying?
    Not at all.
    2) Do you only find my posts annoying?
    Negatory
    3) Do you really think I eat my boogers?
    That I do
    4) If you saw me would you run up and kick me?
    Nah
    What would be your favorite coloring book to color in?
    Anna nicole Smith coloring book.... [​IMG]
    Do you pick shirts up off your floor smell them make a "meh it will do" face and put it on?
    Everyday
    If you are eating and you have no napkins with you, do you wipe your hands on the nearest thing availble..i.e. pillow, couch, person next to you?
    Yes I do
    Do you pick your wedges in public?
    When nessacary
    When in public and someone in line is standing right on your ass and you can feel their hot breathe down your neck do you do or say anything?
    Yes
    If you sneeze and you get a wad of snot on your hand do you, A) wipe it on your pants,

    If you rip ass in public, whether it be accidental or purposely do you D) yours are always SBD's

    You are in a crowded area and the person next to you stinks beyond belief, you cant move cause it is crowded as hell do you B) whip out some frebreeze and spray it everywhere

    OKAY HERE IS SIR SOULLESS ONES, HAHA, I WROTE IN BLUE CAUSE YEAH, HES KNOW FOR BLUE..ANYWHOO, AGAIN ANSWER THESE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE..AND ALSO, HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS I THINK..
    1. What color do they make you think of? - Tie-dye
    2. Would you say they are likely to lick random objects? Yes
    3. Pick a number for them between 1 & 10. the number 3
    4. I can't think of any more questions, so this is not a question. Awww
    5. Haha did they probably vote bush or kerry? Nader
    6. What would hipforums be like without them? Sucked of it's mojo and not as cool
    7. Do they smell funny? Maybe a teeny bit. [​IMG]
    8. If they offered you candy, would you take it? Heehee... yeah sure
    9. Are they really a 40 year old bald man? Nah
    10. Do they worship the sun god at Tamponhenge? he built it.
    NOW HERE IS WHERE ALL HELL BREAKES LOOSE HERES ONE THAT I DID AND JUST YA THERE YA GO...

    1) You pull up into a gas station and you smell the gasoline, you
    A. Love the freaking smell of gasoline and are huffin away..
    B. Cant stand the stupid smell, bleh, makes you want to throw up..
    C. Or it doesnt bother you either way, cause you dont really give a shit
    -B

    2) You put on a pair of your pants and you are out in public walking around, when you notice a big, big hole in the crotch and ass (how you didnt notice before you put them on is amazing ) you...
    A. Love the new look, and sports it proudly...easy access..
    B. Gets shitty and mad and runs to nearest store to change and cry...
    C. Dont even notice that its there...
    -A

    3) When you are talking to someone you notice that they have something hanging out of their nose and its moving everytime they breath out of their nose you...
    A. Laugh silently in your head and then stare at it and remain focused on it and then laugh out loud and tell them...
    B. Its grossing you out so bad that you get sick to your stomach and run away to cry and vomit..
    C. You're not even paying attention, you are off in your own little world.
    -C

    4) You are at a party and are pretty drunk and are stumbling everywhere, you feel like you are going to barf, but are so dizzy you cant find something to puke in and its comin up, you...
    A) let that vom fly right where you are at..
    B) put your hand over your mouth, and run to the nearest bathroom or trashcan, crying your eyes out cause you are embarrassed..
    C) just swallow it cause you are "the shit" like that..
    -A

    5) You are driving and you pull up to a light and the car next to you acts like they want to race you..you..
    A) Race the fuckers
    B) shake your head in disgust and tell them that there moms wouldnt appreciate it, and then sobb quietly to yourself cause you were scared for a minute
    C) nothing cause you dont want your piece of shit to fall apart or blow up..
    -C



    That was great. As always. [​IMG]
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha yeah probably, that damn shroom :D
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, thanks for your participation...
    haha, yeah it is long but hey, it could be longer and more confusing but i thought i would put the real long one off till later :D
     
  12. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    haha, i think you should answer your own questions
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, nah, too long :D
     
  14. Skelter

    Skelter Helter

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    1) Do you find me annoying?
    no not at all
    2) Do you only find my posts annoying?
    no
    3) Do you really think I eat my boogers?
    no
    4) If you saw me would you run up and kick me?
    no because i wouldn't recognise you
    What would be your favorite coloring book to color in?
    my first one
    Do you pick shirts up off your floor smell them make a "meh it will do" face and put it on?
    nope

    If you are eating and you have no napkins with you, do you wipe your hands on the nearest thing availble..i.e. pillow, couch, person next to you?
    yes

    Do you pick your wedges in public?
    sometimes
    When in public and someone in line is standing right on your ass and you can feel their hot breathe down your neck do you do or say anything?
    no
    If you sneeze and you get a wad of snot on your hand do you, A) wipe it on your pants, B) wipe it on someone standing next to you C) shake it off D) wipe it on a tissue cause you carry them around with you where ever you go or D) you dont use your hand to cover your mouth when you sneeze, you let that shit fly
    C

    If you rip ass in public, whether it be accidental or purposely do you A) say nothing and act like it didnt happen B) Laugh and say, damn beans C) blame the person next to you or D) yours are always SBD's
    A

    You are in a crowded area and the person next to you stinks beyond belief, you cant move cause it is crowded as hell do you A) do nothing and just inhale the funk B) whip out some frebreeze and spray it everywhere C) keep breathing and shout, someone is stinking D) nothing cause its you who stinks
    A

    OKAY HERE IS SIR SOULLESS ONES, HAHA, I WROTE IN BLUE CAUSE YEAH, HES KNOW FOR BLUE..ANYWHOO, AGAIN ANSWER THESE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE..AND ALSO, HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS I THINK..
    1. What color do they make you think of? yellow
    2. Would you say they are likely to lick random objects? no
    3. Pick a number for them between 1 & 10. 8
    4. I can't think of any more questions, so this is not a question. .
    5. Haha did they probably vote bush or kerry? kerry
    6. What would hipforums be like without them?
    7. Do they smell funny? yes always
    8. If they offered you candy, would you take it? yeah sure
    9. Are they really a 40 year old bald man? could be
    10. Do they worship the sun god at Tamponhenge? yes
    NOW HERE IS WHERE ALL HELL BREAKES LOOSE HERES ONE THAT I DID AND JUST YA THERE YA GO...

    1) You pull up into a gas station and you smell the gasoline, you
    A. Love the freaking smell of gasoline and are huffin away..
    B. Cant stand the stupid smell, bleh, makes you want to throw up..
    C. Or it doesnt bother you either way, cause you dont really give a shit
    A

    2) You put on a pair of your pants and you are out in public walking around, when you notice a big, big hole in the crotch and ass (how you didnt notice before you put them on is amazing [​IMG]) you...
    A. Love the new look, and sports it proudly...easy access..
    B. Gets shitty and mad and runs to nearest store to change and cry...
    C. Dont even notice that its there...
    C

    3) When you are talking to someone you notice that they have something hanging out of their nose and its moving everytime they breath out of their nose you...
    A. Laugh silently in your head and then stare at it and remain focused on it and then laugh out loud and tell them...
    B. Its grossing you out so bad that you get sick to your stomach and run away to cry and vomit..
    C. You're not even paying attention, you are off in your own little world.
    C

    4) You are at a party and are pretty drunk and are stumbling everywhere, you feel like you are going to barf, but are so dizzy you cant find something to puke in and its comin up, you...
    A) let that vom fly right where you are at..
    B) put your hand over your mouth, and run to the nearest bathroom or trashcan, crying your eyes out cause you are embarrassed..
    C) just swallow it cause you are "the shit" like that..
    A

    5) You are driving and you pull up to a light and the car next to you acts like they want to race you..you..
    A) Race the fuckers
    B) shake your head in disgust and tell them that there moms wouldnt appreciate it, and then sobb quietly to yourself cause you were scared for a minute
    C) nothing cause you dont want your piece of shit to fall apart or blow up..
    C
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    1) Do you find me annoying? Only on Tuesdays :D..hehe

    2) Do you only find my posts annoying? thats a negatory..

    3) Do you really think I eat my boogers? yes, but only with a dash of salt..hehe

    4) If you saw me would you run up and kick me? I would depants you hehe(i have actually had someone depants me before, long story :D)

    What would be your favorite coloring book to color in?
    the cool kick ass A-Team coloring book I had..

    Do you pick shirts up off your floor smell them make a "meh it will do" face and put it on? its like my morning ritual...


    If you are eating and you have no napkins with you, do you wipe your hands on the nearest thing availble..i.e. pillow, couch, person next to you?
    Yes, all the time..

    Do you pick your wedges in public? Yes, I will make a production out of it...hehe

    When in public and someone in line is standing right on your ass and you can feel their hot breathe down your neck do you do or say anything? I ask them if whilist they are standing on me ass if they also would like to whisper sweet nothings in my ear..


    If you sneeze and you get a wad of snot on your hand do you, A) wipe it on your pants, B) wipe it on someone standing next to you C) shake it off D) wipe it on a tissue cause you carry them around with you where ever you go or D) you dont use your hand to cover your mouth when you sneeze, you let that shit fly
    A

    If you rip ass in public, whether it be accidental or purposely do you A) say nothing and act like it didnt happen B) Laugh and say, damn beans C) blame the person next to you or D) yours are always SBD's
    haha B

    You are in a crowded area and the person next to you stinks beyond belief, you cant move cause it is crowded as hell do you A) do nothing and just inhale the funk B) whip out some frebreeze and spray it everywhere C) keep breathing and shout, someone is stinking D) nothing cause its you who stinks
    C...

    OKAY HERE IS SIR SOULLESS ONES, HAHA, I WROTE IN BLUE CAUSE YEAH, HES KNOW FOR BLUE..ANYWHOO, AGAIN ANSWER THESE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE..AND ALSO, HE DID A GREAT JOB WITH HIS I THINK..
    1. What color do they make you think of? olive green
    2. Would you say they are likely to lick random objects? yes, all the time
    3. Pick a number for them between 1 & 10. 001
    4. I can't think of any more questions, so this is not a question. OKAY
    5. Haha did they probably vote bush or kerry? kerry
    6. What would hipforums be like without them? unimaginitive?
    7. Do they smell funny? like beef vegetable soup
    8. If they offered you candy, would you take it? hmmm, after I do some detective work on it first..
    9. Are they really a 40 year old bald man? I can only dream that they are..hehe
    10. Do they worship the sun god at Tamponhenge? they are VP
    NOW HERE IS WHERE ALL HELL BREAKES LOOSE HERES ONE THAT I DID AND JUST YA THERE YA GO...

    1) You pull up into a gas station and you smell the gasoline, you
    A. Love the freaking smell of gasoline and are huffin away..
    B. Cant stand the stupid smell, bleh, makes you want to throw up..
    C. Or it doesnt bother you either way, cause you dont really give a shit
    A..

    2) You put on a pair of your pants and you are out in public walking around, when you notice a big, big hole in the crotch and ass (how you didnt notice before you put them on is amazing [​IMG]) you...
    A. Love the new look, and sports it proudly...easy access..
    B. Gets shitty and mad and runs to nearest store to change and cry...
    C. Dont even notice that its there...
    A

    3) When you are talking to someone you notice that they have something hanging out of their nose and its moving everytime they breath out of their nose you...
    A. Laugh silently in your head and then stare at it and remain focused on it and then laugh out loud and tell them...
    B. Its grossing you out so bad that you get sick to your stomach and run away to cry and vomit..
    C. You're not even paying attention, you are off in your own little world.
    A

    4) You are at a party and are pretty drunk and are stumbling everywhere, you feel like you are going to barf, but are so dizzy you cant find something to puke in and its comin up, you...
    A) let that vom fly right where you are at..
    B) put your hand over your mouth, and run to the nearest bathroom or trashcan, crying your eyes out cause you are embarrassed..
    C) just swallow it cause you are "the shit" like that..
    A

    5) You are driving and you pull up to a light and the car next to you acts like they want to race you..you..
    A) Race the fuckers
    B) shake your head in disgust and tell them that there moms wouldnt appreciate it, and then sobb quietly to yourself cause you were scared for a minute
    C) nothing cause you dont want your piece of shit to fall apart or blow up..
    A..haha I lose everytime..hehe
     

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