My shit poem

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by relaxxx, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Thought this up taking a shit the other day.
    creative AAAAA... rhyming pattern.

    titled: Shit

    Woke up, had to shit.
    Tripped downstairs, took a shit.
    Had a shower, read some shit.
    Thought I'm late for work, Oh shit.
    Drove to work, my car is shit.
    Clocked in late, don't give a shit.
    Bent over, took some shit.
    Then I had to talk some shit.
    Had to rush lunch, ate some shit.
    Then I had to do more shit.
    Finished up, clocked out n'shit.
    Drove home, my house is shit.
    Steped inside, wife gives me shit.
    I try and pretend I care n'shit.
    Oh my God my life is shit.
    Shit shit shit shit, fucking shit!
     
  2. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    shit is a versatile word!
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    That's the Shit!!!!...and I aint shittin' you!!!
     
  4. InkShrink

    InkShrink Member

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    Good use of alliteration
     
  5. need_to_know

    need_to_know Member

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    I really really enjoy this poem:)
     
  6. junkhead

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    lol - i love how playful this is
     

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