Ok this is not the same as a pity wank which i thought was funny . lol . Me and my mate joke about this and its basically having a wank about an ex or someone you cant have and whilst wanking you become emotional and start crying whilst wanking . So your basically in tears half wanking half sobbing . Anyone actually done this and man enough to admit it ? or knows of someone whos done it ? If not then least you got a new saying now . "Fuck it , i might just go home and have a cry wank"