would you like some Buddha pears?

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  1. deleted

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    Farmer Gao XianZhang has created a plastic mold that he uses to enclose each pear, and eventually the fruit will assume the shape of that mold. ...

    :cool:.. cool , I would eat them. I like pears anyways..
     
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

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    that is rad
     
  3. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    that's awesome, eating buddha, sacrilege? sure, i'd eat it :D

    so he molds them from the time the pear first blossoms? i don't really get it, but tis very neat
     
  4. Buddha Fish

    Buddha Fish wanderin' fish

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    that's sick!
     
  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Pears give me gas-- I wonder if those would result in me practicing zen fartthism....
     
  6. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Maybe that would aid floating during meditation
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Perhaps- but the "bouquet" might prove a hindrance to others also trying to meditate.
     
  8. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    so long as they're silent the Buddhas essence would hopefully be felt (smelt) by everyone else
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    ... or I could try and work the acoustics into my mantra.....

    ohmmmmmmpaaaarp!
     
  10. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Spread the Buddha throughout all the senses I suppose!
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yeah--- and initiate the practice of not only rubbing Buddha's belly but also pulling his finger.
     
  12. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Wouldnt he be pulling yours though?
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Initially yes but it would most certainly catch on... no?
     
  14. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    yeah I'd say it would :p
     
  15. hippieatheart

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    Haha those are pretty neat. Pears tastes gross, though!
     
  16. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    what i would do for one
     
  17. PurpByThePound

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    i want a pear right now....
     
  18. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    them crazy asians.. first its square watermelons.. now its buddha pears
     
  19. deleted

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    if they could do that with a opium pod haha that would be awesome.. it probable wouldnt work ..
     
  20. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    pictures :eek: ?

    and orison what is that?
     

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