I usually tell a fucked up story about my friday night...

So I won't let you guys down this time.

The night started off with the normal crowd at my buddies house. More people showed up though. Then this one guy who goes by the name Spider comes over with this weird chick.

Spider has been giving us free coke, K, mdma, weed, and honey oil for 2 weeks straight. Everyday at lunchtime during school we get FUCKED on K and then take a line of coke to wake us up so we can participate in class lol.

But anyway he came over with this sketchy chick. Like as soon as she walked in she was like half covering her face... It was weird as fuck. She just sat there the whole time and didn't talk to anyone. We could tell she was a fuckin' addict and the only reason she hangs out with Spider is for the drugs and for him to fuck her.

We already had our liquor and we were all kinda buzzed. Spider pulls out the K (a fuckin sandwich bag full, that's just his personal) and points and me and goes "1 or 2 my good friend?" and I put up 2 fingers and he smiled at me and asked everyone else the same question.

I railed those two fuckin' lines hard. Within 15 minutes I could hardly talk. I didn't even try getting up because I knew I'd fall right over. We just sat there mumbling and laughing.

Then Spider was like "ok guys I gotta go re up, we'll be back in an hour". So him and his sketchy friend leave.

We were all so fucked up that we stopped drinking. Then once it wore off I felt so energized. I took 3 shots in a row and demanded we smoke some weed. So we went and got high.

So were all chewed and mildly drunk. We started drinking more and that's when more people came.

My buddy's sister and her friends came down and started drinking with us. They're all 2 years younger than us.

One of my friends leans over to me and says "yo, lets go smoke these chicks up and see if they'll suck our dicks". So I sat there and thought for a second.... I leaned over to my girlfriend and said "i'm gonna go smoke these chicks up with wes and were gonna try and get 'em to give us brains". She starts howling at me and says "ok. If you can do it go right ahead"

We go out back in the garage. Just me and my buddy and two of our other buddy's sisters friends. We gave them the mickey of captain morgans spiced that we didn't want because we were already drunk. They started drinking it and they got fuckin' hammed. So were smokin' and a drinkin' and were never gonna stop.

Then I look at the hotter of the two chicks (even though they're both sexy) and I'm like "so you wanna do my friend a favour" She giggled and was like "that all depends on the favour" Then my buddy says "come outside with me" and both of them went in the ice hut. The ice hut is the ice fishing hut that we used to hotbox.

Those two were in there for like 15 minutes. I couldn't believe it actually fucking worked. I just sat there and talked with the other chick because I wasn't actually gonna let her suck my dick just because she's drunk.

Then we all went inside. Our buddy who owns the house says "who's down?". Whenever he says that it means that he's asking who's down for coke.

I was down as fuck because I was drunk, so was my other friend who apperantly fucked the chick in the ice hut. Our friends girlfriend pitched in too.

So we call spider back because he never returned but he said he couldn't come back. Then we called our other friend and he had it. We met him and got the shit.

Then when we went back to the garage to do the shit almost everyone came out just to watch us (they probably thought they'd get some for free).

I was so hammered at this point. I was just sittin' in my usual chair with my two best friends beside me and we were yellin' orders at everyone. "close that fuckin' door", "shut the fuckin' window", "you idiots keep the ruckus down".

It felt like a dream because it was like every other night we've ever had, but it was all the best moments of those nights happening at once.

We busted up the lines and I always take my line after everyone else. My friend is like "oh jeez that's cut with nail poilish shit hard" and then my friends girlfriend takes a line and goes "yeah thats nail polish remover I can taste it".

So I take my fuckin' line and I'm like "this isn't fuckin nail polish remover, this is the prefect coke taste, it's just like the old days man".

Then my buddy takes another line and says "holy shit your right, it is like the coke from back in grade 10".

My friend and his girlfriend wanted to give a line to this chick who's never tried coke before and I'm like "no, don't be givin' the fuckin' shit away to people who didn't pitch". And then those two start calling me an asshole and saying I'm being rude. But then my other friends like "no, he's right, don't give the fuckin shit away you idiot. We paid more than you anyway".

Somehow that fuckin chick ended up getting a line for free and I was pissed. Then like 5 minutes later she starts freaking out and she's like "feel my heart" and I did and she was like "its going out of control" and she started crying".

At this point I was drunk,stoned, and lit so I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed her and went "listen to me, you hardly did a fuckin' line. in fact that was such a small amount that it was useless to do, that's why I was so pissed that they give it away, your not dying you fuckin dumb bitch".

She stopped crying as much and told me to get away from her, then I said "still think your dying?" and she said no. She was like scared of me after that but then I said "your not really a dumb bitch, thats just the only way I know how to calm people down. you gotta make them feel like an idiot for actually think they're dying". Then she laughed and said "well it sure worked". There were no hard feelings after that...........

Until I realized that she got basically the last line.

There were 4 people who pitched but now only 3 lines left. I went "you fuckin' idiot, I told you not to give a line away, now your not getting one."

He started saying "no, I am fuckin getting one, it's not my fault a line got given away" me and my friend started yelling at him because he was the one who should not get a line.

Then the chick who was freaking out started crying again and ran out of the garage. I was fuckin' pissed off. We were all standing out of our seats yelling at each other.

It was pretty intense. I said "fuck you man" and I grabbed the straw and took one of the lines. Then I said "here wes you take one" and then he took his.

Then there was one more. My friend and his girlfriend both thought they were entitled to it. I left the fuckin garage because I didn't wanna argue anymore so I don't even know who ended up getting it.

We went back downstairs and continued drinking. The chick who was crying said "I caused all of this, if I didn't take that line no one would be arguing" and I wanted to say "boo fucking hoo" but I didn't wanna be rude.

After that the night was still fun but not as fun as before. I was pretty fucked. Hahah, it makes me wanna do blow again but I'm not gonna.

 

Haha, ya I'm a dick also when people freak out and say they think they are dying or shit like that, because usually they are just ignorant of the drug they just put into their bodies so I don't feel bad for them. Funny stuff man.

 

I have to say CC you are pretty hard core. Interesting story. Reminds me of some of the parties I had when I was your age. With less drugs and more liquor.

 

if someone gave me free drugs at a party i would never, EVER, EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER complain about them. even if my eyes were fucking bleeding and i was having full body spasms or something.

it's just rude. especially if you don't do a lot (and thus realistically have nothing to worry about) and bitch about it. i would have kicked the girl's ass.

like total beat down. coke is not cheap.

 

haha word dude that sounds fuckin awesome.
and yeah I hate when people flip out thinkin theyre dying especially after you jsut gave them it for free

 

Lol ,where the fuck is all this K coming from???, my mate recently got an ounce of it for $100

 

wow some storie

 

dam awesome story i wish i was as lucky as u

 

its a line of fuckin cocaine kid, no need to get so worked up over it. Pathetic.

 

i don't think he thought the worst was giving the line away. it was more so the fact that the girl kept bitching that she thought she was dying and being a complete buzz kill after her free (ONE) line of coke.

so not only did they essentially lose money, they also lost the good party buzz

 

You don't understand man.

Me and my buddy payed $50 each and the others only payed $25 each.

He was dumb enough to give the fuckin' chick coke out of me and my buddies pile. That was our last little bit.

He was already done his, same with his girlfriend.

We clearly made a rule that we both had seperate piles of coke.

For some reason he thought he should get some out of ours too so we told them to fuck right off because it was ours. All ours.

Anyway if you've ever done a ball of coke while being drunk you'd understand why I was so pissed..

 

No that is why I was fucking pissed.

They were trying to give her a line all through the god damn night but she kept refusing. But then all of a sudden when there's only 4 lines left she decides to fucking take one.

Then she has the nerve to think she's dying. Me and my buddy who paid one hundred fucking dollars were already pissed enough.

 

meh. well then i'd have to side with show on this one, especially if you were offering it to her all night.

i'm all for giving people free drugs, i love seeing people fucked up and happy off my stash.

just when those people start complaining about my free drugs is when shit hits the fan

 

and...spider? tell that fag he needs a new nickname lol
this is who i picture:



and $150 a ball! dude steal that shit

 

I wasn't offering it. I was telling them to stop fucking offering to her.

Coke is not a drug that I give away for free, no matter who it is.

 

i thought you quit blow?

sound's like a helluva fun night either way.

 

well then consider it a lesson learned --> don't buy coke with those people again, and if you do you should immediately divide the stash and keep yours to yourself

letting everyone and their brother know that you have it doesn't help either. if i'm doing/getting a substance at a fiesta that the majority isn't on/getting, then i usually just sneak away and do it then let everyone figure it out on their own

 

I was drunk as fuck so I felt like it.

I wanna start doing it again but at the same time I don't... I just like it when it's really good coke. The coke from Friday was the perfect kind of coke.

I had the best feeling ever.