I would grow but ...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Sebastunes, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. Sebastunes

    Sebastunes Member

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    its so god damn confusioning and time consuming to grow these plants - there is no cheap; non-time consuming; quick method of growing plants ... you need almost a freakin' degree to grow a god damn plant (NOTE:IVE ONLY EVER WATCHED OTHER PEOPLE GROW PLANTS AND DONT INTEND TO GROW MY OWN)
     
  2. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    Nigga, you jus stupid.

    It's not hard. Lights, Soil, Fert, Genetics, etc. If it was so hard, grow books would be 10 or 11 volumes.
     
  3. Doobie60

    Doobie60 Senior Member

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    It's easy as fuck bro. It's almost as easy as a normal plant.
     
  4. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    you know that massive burning ball of gas and stuff about 90 milllion miles away?

    Surprising to know but plants seem to actually enjoy it!? I mean they actually grow if you leave them in the big bastards view.....thought you might want to know
     
  5. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    Grow shrooms and trade for weed. works just as well.
     
  6. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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    No cheap way?

    2 plant setup

    Promix soil $10
    Pearlite $5
    4 42 watt cfls $20-$40
    Pots $2
    Timer (optional but suggested) $5
    Shiny rapping paper $2
    Desk fan $5
    Bagseed FREE

    like a $70 initial investment if you want a small 2 plant grow. It starts taking off, you buy more stuff you need as time progresses. We're talking initial investment of no more then $100 for the first grow, then maybe $20 every successive grow. Obviously that's a bare minimum setup, and you may only get like 5-10 G's per plant, but after one yield your setup is payed for. If you have a place to grow, you should.
     
  7. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Gardening teaches patience.

    Read some grow guides, I started on and would recommend Jorge Cervantes's Marijuana Horticulture Bible, start simple and grow your knowledge through hands-on experience. Plants don't grow over-night, you don't have to have complete understanding of the entire process before you begin. Disregard cloning completely right now and just familiarize yourself with the basic stages: germination, seeding stage, vegetative stage, flowering, and harvest. Once you understand how the plant grows, you can understand the equipment better. You don't have to have some crazy, expensive set-up right away, it's perfectly fine to grow only a few at a time so you get a better feel for the process, or just do it outdoors. Basically, you should grow. All in all, you are wrong, it does not take a degree or large wallet to grow.
     
  8. deleted

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    Scotland/Mexico..

    Q,fused. Where is this?
    is this a disclaimer?
     
  9. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    haha
     
  10. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    just like anything in life you get out of it what you put into it....fuckin lazy kids. Go smoke some more ditch weed brah
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    It takes more patience than effort, althought it may differ if you want to grow a lot of weed fast and intensive indoors. If it's just for yourself just grow a plant or three, don't rush it, take care for it like for a normal plant and it should work out fine.
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    growing marijuana is easy.. put seed in cup with soil.. put under sink.. check in a couple months... you should have pounds of weed under your sink
     
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    I just smoked some purp that I grew in the park.. :D
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i'm smoking some G-13 that i grew in the tank of my toilet
     
  15. Doobie60

    Doobie60 Senior Member

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    A tank in your toilet? Respect. :D
     
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    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  18. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    I lol'd.
     
  19. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    i have to agree man. while i would love to do it im not gonna. not out of laziness, i just live in the middle of the ghetto and have nowhere. but i will say this slightly off-topic thing. even if weed was legal i wouldnt grow. id rather just pick up a pack of joints than have a pet project
     
  20. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i lold
     
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