Busted, dick in hand

Well this one evening, I was feeling quite unenthusiastic to my normal night time activities.
I decided to get high, even though my parents were home.
I figured the best way to accomplish this goal would be to smoke my weed just before I got in the shower.
However, when I started to smoke my bowl, I had the sudden urge to fornicate with myself.
I didn't want to make too much of a mess so I decided to hop in the shower, smoke my weed, and masturbate at the same time to increase the pleasure.
God damn, it felt good.
I was so captivated by the ecstasy of the situation that I lost a grip on my bubbler and it shattered on the shower floor.
I screamed in pain (and pleasure) as I stepped the glass and my feet began to bleed.
Luckily, I'm a kinky motherfucker so this stimulated me even further.
I felt my seamen building in pressure.
Unfortunately my mom heard the shatter of glass and my cries of pain and decided to further investigate.
She intruded into the bathroom just as I was about to blow my load.
Had I not been feeling so extremely good, I may have stopped but it was no use.
Just as she opened the shower door I came all up in this bitch, nearly blinding my poor mother.
Thats when she called the cops and they shot me.
I was so high.

 

the old jerk and smoke....good times

 

That's the way it goes, buddy.

 

that is the most ridiculous thing ive heard ever

 

Why did I read this? :willy_nilly:

 

Priceless.

 

Better than being busted with a dick in your mouth.

 

it happened to me... x cept i have a pussy

 

do elaborate!

 

Double standard much?

 

thats funny.

 

haahahahahahahaah wait. u blew. ur load. on your moms face?? bbbaaaaahahahahahahahahahah

 

waste of a minute. Damn it

 

Its posted on the internet, so it must be true

 

bahahahaa, idk if i should believe this? but wow if its true, im so sorry.

 

roflmfao. omfg... lmao that was hilarious dude

 

Bullshit.

 

Great story! I enjoy your writing as well, kept me interested.

 

lol?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! good goin!
smooth move ex lax