Fake ID, Fake ID!

chicka chicka yeaaaa!


i found my wallet

 

when I was In highschool it was soo easy, I was born In 1984 and to be able to drink the year had to be 1981, at the time. We all just scratched of the little part of the 4 and mde it into a 1 and we were done. sooo simple.

 

I mean you can try to do that, at some of the stores here in vegas they just ask for ID and check the age and don't look any further than that. They just do the minimum to not have themselves held liable for the crime.

 

i was driving up to this show awhile back and took the back roads in a real dead town. i stopped at a liquor store, the dude was hanging in the door way smoking his cig, and he was a real big badass lookin' dude, like looked like he definately wouldn't give a fuck, so i grabbed a joose, and show him id, he's like "take it out" and i got all embarrassed and just walked out.

haha i never laminated it so it is just a piece of photo paper.

i haven't tried using it ever since that day.

 

i was going to find a picture of an id from some obscure state [idaho or something] scan it, and change everything print on high gloss paper, and use it to buy booze at the local mexican markets...

 

dude you know where to get them 7th ave by macauthur park u dont pay till u see them and they look real as fuck mine says im 39 years old go to the donut shop and the photo shop is across the street an hour later viola fake id they always ask if your a cop just say no---but gotta be careful sometimes they have feds inn cars just taking pictures of people buying the ids they dont bust em just take their pictures so thats a trip right their--who knows what the fuck is going on but the id buisness is alive and well---it might be alvarado and not 7th i forget but it takes an hour and is kind of nerve racking so you can walk over to 5th and broadway and get some kpins for a buk a piece to take the edge off your anxiety--mellow when u pick up your id---LA has everything

 

Thats the worst fake ID idea/plan I have ever heard.

 

what buying them where their sold--and taking a few kpin to be mellow while waiting?

 

Yeah, dude. I had a fake ID that was actually a legitimate ID (my friend works at the DMV) of another person. It worked for bars, but got taken at a liquor store.

 

yea thats the spot i was talking about, "id, id!" every ten feet. How much do they charge?


and this other spot you mention...



oh and yea he's saying my idea is the worst, which its not, he's just a pussy who's afraid to try anything other people haven't.. i did it, it works, for free, booyah mufucka

 

It is the worst idea.
Sure it worked.

Hows it said...booyah mufucka

 

Thats probably what I would do if I was in the situation haha.

 

I heard there are places in NY city where you can purchase one very easily...?
Does anyone have any knowledge of this?
Id pay top dollar for a decent one... PM me if anyone can help.

 

Buy a bunch of drugs.
Go to New York City.
Make some friends with your drugs (get em fucked up).
Repeat a few times.
With your new trust/rep ask about a fake ID.

If anything you had fun and made friends while getting high.

 

lol macarthur park

god damn that place is a trip

 

Get an old ID (a real one) And laminate it on there.
Shitty stores will take it. and worst that happens is you get kicked out w/o yo drank haha

 

yea even when i do get it, i get hated on. like they will laugh, or sigh and shake their head.

 

How to make a Fake ID
An article has already been published listing fake ID downloads that could be used for novelty purposes to create a fake ID, but there is a lot of confusion as to how this is supposed to be done.

First of all a warning about US goverment surveillance; Color printers are so sofisticated these days that you can use them to print nearly flawless photo quality documents. A lot of high quality inks are on the market such as Epson's DuraBrite ink cartridges and DuraBrite photo quality paper which make it very easy to print your photo quality ID on special paper. One of the highest quality printers for great quality are color laser printers. The bad news is that the US goverment in co-operation with major printer manufacturers such as Xerox and Canon have been active in their surveillance of such great quality printers for the last 20 years. Anything you print, especially on color laser printers, is encoded with very tiny yellow/white print with the serial number and manufacturer of your printer, this information could lead directly to the details of your purchase of such a printer. If you are concerned about your printer shine a blue LED light (like the keychain devices) behind your printout and use a magnifying glass to spot any tiny yellow dots.

What You Need
How do we start making a fake ID ? First you will need a few things before you could begin creating your ID. You will need a color printer to print your document which could be an inkjet or color laser printer hooked up to your computer, the newer the printer the better, photo quality paper is also a basic necessity as without it you are forced to print at very low definitions on normal paper, it's best to buy photo quality paper that is compatible with your specific type of printer and ink. Only use original ink for this, the cheap clone inks on the market have poor color properties, that is, they are a lot less perfect than the original inks. You'll also need a scanned image of your passport photograph which you can have done at your local printing shop, you can take the photo with a digital camera or scan it using a flatbed scanner. Use a photo with a monochomatic background, that is the background behind you will have to be only one color such as all white. Finally good photo graphics software is essential, you could use Macromedia Fireworks or Adobe Photoshop, you can download these at www.macromedia.com or www.adobe.com, they offer a fully functional 30 day trial download.

Use one of the Fake ID templates listed on this site. After downloading the files and choosing your favorite open that graphics file using Photoshop or Fireworks. When you see the template you'll have an idea of what it is you have to do. You have to fill int he blanks; You should add your photo to the template and then fill in the text details of your new identity. One very important thing to understand is that you should manipulate the photo and template at high resolutions. Your photo should have initially been scanned or taken with a digital camera at a very high resolution, this is very important so that when you finally print your creation it will look authentic. A good resolution to work with is 1,200 DPI (Dots Per Inch), the typical resolution for a computer screen is 72 DPI. You can set the DPI of your template and photo from the Image properties of your photo graphics software. Similarly everything you do with the photo will apply to that high definition which includes the text.

So then, open the template file and the photo file, copy the photo and paste it on the template file. Then transform the photo object by using the rescaling option for it to fit comfortably in the blank photo space of your template. Then use the text tool of the software commonly denoted as a button with the letter 'A' on it to enter the text for the template. USe the 'Arial' font for this. When filling in the data use common sense to figure out what you should write. Use a real address which you can look up using one of the internets phone directories and check your issued date to be sure you are not choosing a weekend or public holiday date which you can do using a calendar.

When the editing is complete, print out a draft version on normal paper to inspect it for faults and if everything is ok load your printer with photo quality paper, set the printer settings to print at very high photo quality and print the front and back side of the template. Then use long scissors to cut the printouts to size and glue them back to back, cut the ID again to be sure therer are no rough edges. You can put this in your wallet as it is but it will be easier to spot, so be sure cover it with a transparent adhesive sheet and trim it to size. Use a tough transparent sheet to give the ID posture. And that's it your ID is complete !!

yes, this is copied and pasted

 

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