embarrassing sexual experience

The only thing harder to believe than you getting off sniffing your own daughter's panties is that you would admit to it in a public forum. That's totally wrong.

Once again, hard to believe you'd brag about this....

My first time I just got the head in and it let go. Luckily at that age, I was ready to go again in two minutes. :cheers2:

 

First time, just the whole experience, it's just bad. but i made it worse, i was with an older girl, anyway, right before i was about to cum, for some reason i decided to say, jokingly "you don't have aids do you?". lol, i dont know why i even asked that. She stopped the whole thing, so i never even got to finish.

 

I still haven't had one really. But I've only been with a girl that loves me and pretty easily accepts even the uh.. hardest to swallow parts of my nature =P

 

yeah, am i only the second person who has caught this? it is disgusting.

 

yea i been reading along in this topic and i was surprised that nobody really mentioned that guys post as bein a lil bit out there. And his daughter not caring either? wtf lmao

 

Having my roomate wake up his date from the previous nite, in my bed, both of us nekkid.

 

Realizing the blinds are open and the neighbors have been catching glimpses of us the entire time.

 

I was 18 and me and my girlfriend were really horny but her whole family was home. So we drove down to the lake and pulled in at a parking area and went at it. I wore a condom and once I was done I tossed it out the window.

We had just gotten dressed when there was a knock on my window. It was a cop. He asked what we were doing and I said, "just talking".

He immediately shined his light down on the condom and said "wanna try that again?"

I told him I would pick it up but he said leave it and get her home. Apparently he was friends with her dad. No wonder he never liked me after that.

 

Mine was probably a time when I was super drunk and couldn't get hard no matter what we tried. Eventually, after I got hard I passed out while we were having sex and then ended up sleepwalking and getting locked outside naked.

 

HAHAHA! Same happened to me. When I'm drunk or on painkillers I can't get it up.

 

was having sex with my gf for the 3rd or 4th time ever at her place. Somehow we didnt lock the door and it so happened that her housemate opened the door without knocking for once. It was really an awkward moment. Well, at least I had sex with her after that!

there was also once when I caught my friend masturbating quite intensely. I said sorry was trying to leave when she stopped me and asked me to have sex with her. She instantly proceeded to ride me and I guess I was lucky

And there was also once when I was at a friend's birthday party. I went up to her room to find her and tell her that I left her present at my place. I'm not sure if she didn't ear me knocking but I opened the door only to see that she was changing her bra! I saw her boobs for the first time and they were amazing. It was such an awkward moment. Somehow at that point we got physically attracted to one another and started having sex. It was like 20 minutes and everyone wondered where we went.

 

That's like... 3 awesome stories!

The second one is an old fantasy of mine.

 

More of an awkward situation that i had to just go with as i was aching to blow my load, i was around 15 and had been on a day out with my girlfriend ( also same age ) and her family to an indoor swimming center.
All day id been imagining us just getting together and fucking like crazy ( back then about 2 minutes ha ha ) anyway it was quite late when we all left for the drive home and we were having to split and i was to be dropped off at home because of the time it was by then. So on being told this i just sat back and chilled out with my jacket over me in the back seat, thinking " oh well no chance now " my girl then laid accros my legs and eventually made her way under my jacket and proceeded to blow me off good style, with the amount of hours spent in anticipation at the swimming center i proper exploded .. all the time sat there thinking her mam and brother are sat in the front seats of the car ..

I must of wanked over that memory for weeks after that ..

 

Well, I don't know if this counts as a sexual experience per se, but it ended up pretty embarrassingly. When I met my current wife, we used to hand out in her bedroom all the time, she was about 21 and I was around 24. Her parents had this video camera, and I had the bright idea to film her giving me head. Well, that went just fine, except for the fact that my future wife (and I) forgot to remove the tape from the camera. As luck would have it, for some damn reason her mom was going to watch something on the tape a day later while we were up in her room. Next thing I know, her dad came upstairs and asked his daughter if he could speak with her privately.

When she came back into the room, she looked like she'd seen a ghost. I had no idea what he wanted to talk to her about, but it soon became obvious. Her mom (AND him) had both seen her giving me a BJ on the tape! He told her something about needing to keep that kind of thing private, he seemed to be pretty cool about it but her mom is like real religious and she was pretty mortified. The worst thing about it was we both had to come down and eat dinner about an hour after the incident. I've never been so embarrassed in all my life! Even getting caught jerking off by my mom wasn't as bad as that! Nothing else was ever said. Funny thing though, I don't know what happened to the tape, I always wonder if her dad kept it and never erased it, LOL

 

Um, HANG out in her bedroom, I meant

 

lol

iv havent had too many. i pulled into a park in daylight and was fucking my ex in the passenger seat, when some car pulls into right next to us. i jumped off her, and anyway the car reversed and left lol.

me and my ex ran naked one day across a field, as we ran back to the car there was a lady there, so we jumped into the car and quickly drove away before we even put our cloths back on lol

 

1. having my deviated septum give out (i.e. nosebleed) while going down on a FB
   
2. parked at a state park with my ex-fiancee, about 500 feet from the ranger station... we decide to fuck and she gets on top of me, hits the car horn with her foot, and the ranger's headlights come on immediately.. he chased us all the way out of the park
   
3. same woman... she lived with her parents and we didn't have a lot of privacy so we'd shack up in motels some nights. we basically fucked the entire time when we'd do this, get our money's worth and all. One time we got hungry so we ordered pizza, and forgot about it... started fucking again. she was -loud-. We heard someone pounding at the door. I jumped up and put my pants on and when I open the door the pizza guy is wearing a shit-eating grin and says, "didn't catch you asleep, did I?" :redface:
   
4. my old apartment had a washer and dryer with a loud alarm that you couldn't shut off... imagine the scoring buzzer at a hockey game. one night the laundry was going, we forgot about it, and my GF decided to give me a blowjob. at the exact same time I came the laundry finished and the buzzer went **ZZZZZZZ** we both cracked up and she spit cum all over my crotch :rofl:
   
5. two words: wrong hole

 

Some right awesome ones there dude, nice one ..

 

man thats why i'm not into anal..

 

LMAO this post FTW