Passing a UA.

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  1. bluntking

    bluntking Member

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    Soo i need to pass a Drug Test to get a job.

    My friends gave me a bunch of cranberry and niacin pills.

    I need to know how many i should take and what to do.
     
  2. GregTheMagician

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    hmmm, i've heard differing reports on cranberry juice. some people say it helps, others say it's complete bulshit that wont help you at all.
    either way, cranberry juice is supposed to be a diuretic. it is theorised that the cranberry juice makes your body excrete more urine so that the concentration of THC metabolites is diluted in your urine. I'd say drink no more than 40oz about an hour before you have to test, and probaby make sure you urinate at least once the day before you take your test.

    never heard of niacin (vitamin B3?) doing anything as far as urine.

    An interesting thing that i did hear was that adding Visine to your urine sample can mask the THC metabolites in your urine. This was actually proven in a clinical study. it wont effect the pH or appearence of your sample, the only noticeable difference is it reduces the ability for the urine to foam. you need to add about 100mL/L of visine to your sample. considering the average urine sample to be 60mL, this would mean 6mL of visine to your sample (I wouldn't add more than that, any more and it reduces the masking effect of Visine).
     
  3. Chronnor420

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    seriously visene? lmao nice
    its funny i had a convo with my mom and if i wanted to work at her wharehouse she told me id have to quit due to drug tests, i was like FUCK that but 15$ and hr starting is verry nice for my bank account ... i might just have to go for it if cranberry juice and visene will eliminate the THC :)
     
  4. hippieatheart

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    I drank cranberry juice before a drug test once and passed. Just make sure it's 100% cranberry juice. I wouldn't take the niacin.. I heard it doesn't really work that well and it doesn't make you feel that great either.
     
  5. GregTheMagician

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  6. bluntking

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    Its isnt cranberry juice they are cranberry pills/capsules.

    Would that still work ?
     
  7. Jennifer19

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    quick tabs, this girl had to pass a state drug test and passed every time
     
  8. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    Cranberry juice does wonders. So does water. You could always go to a local GNC or something and pick up some other natural supplement, and unnatural ones as well.
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I'm guessing doing this the honest way is out of the question?
     
  10. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    CC, ever since your break i've noticed little stuff like this. influencing people to just suck it up for tests, stuff like that.

    i like it. :)
     
  11. bluntking

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    What are quick tabs ?
     
  12. Jennifer19

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    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    jah rastafari would just take clean piss with handwarmers taped to my leg in and put it in the cup. They dont watch for a job... in my state they cant anyway
     
  14. Chronnor420

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  15. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    well it worked for this girl I knew, he wanted to know how to pass a drug test and I gave him a suggestion, take it or leave it
     
  16. Chronnor420

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    true true...
    does the cranberry juice work untill u smoke again or is it just the one pee after consuming the juice?
     
  17. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I am not sure about that
     
  18. Chronnor420

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    meh i guess ima just drink a shitload of cranberry juice
     
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