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And you can too with my health programe!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Carlos, Oct 16, 2004.

  1. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    im not gona wank for a month!
     
    Carlos, Oct 16, 2004
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  3. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    You won't last three weeks. Trust me, I've tried.


    I can barely last a day nowadays...
     
    Power_13, Oct 17, 2004
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  5. Smartie.uk

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    if i dont wank for a week.. jism starts to emanate from the pores of my skin and out from under my fingernails... its pretty grim really.. so its important for me to wank as much as humanly possible.

    in fact....
    hmmmmmm
    have to dash.. bye
     
    Smartie.uk, Oct 17, 2004
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  7. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I hear that David Blaine's testicles exploded soon after he left his clear cubic prison that he lived in for 40 days, because he hadn't whacked one out in all that time.

    Dizzy it-girl Tara Palmer Tompkinson was caught in the maelstrom of outwardly expanding jizz while she was interviewing him, and I recall she described it with analogies to "letting off a bomb in a mayonnaise factory"...
     
    Power_13, Oct 17, 2004
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  9. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Replace "Tara Palmer Tompkinson" with "Power_13" and that story becomes believable :p
     
    Alomiakoda, Oct 17, 2004
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  11. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Hey, I'm not a dizzy it girl!

    I'm dizzy enough...as the picture Claire posted proves, I'm feminine enough...I'm just not popular enough :(
     
    Power_13, Oct 17, 2004
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  13. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    but why?
     
    Paul, Oct 17, 2004
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  15. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    uuuuuum gd question.


    i dunt wana wank so mutch that i pick up some sort of fingure-nail trancemited desiese, or FTD. plus i fear im de-senceitising me ol chester.

    plus for my own personal achivement, if i can go a month then i will feel like iv realy done something [or not done something] and the victory party will be all the more merry.

    this is the monday of my second week :( its startingn to get hard allready.......oh yea an its difficult to.
     
    Carlos, Oct 18, 2004
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  17. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    You've tried not wanking Carlos off for a month and failed?!?
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 18, 2004
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  19. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    LOL ha ha haaaaaa

    man that was rele quite quik. nice one.


    [im not talking to doktor atomic im thanking power 13]
     
    Carlos, Oct 18, 2004
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  21. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    LOL!!!!! Nice one, Carlos!!!
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 18, 2004
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  23. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    [​IMG]
     
    Power_13, Oct 18, 2004
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  25. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Power_13, Oct 18, 2004
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  27. Carlos

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    U all douted me .....but i did it.....I...I .....everything is going slightly blury......woooooow iv neva gon this long without a tug before.

    my bollocks are the sise of a hamster! ooooow I drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    ......sorry about that i droped the damb thing on the keyboard!

    after david blane came out of his lil box, his wife described that night as the efect of a hand grenade in a jar of mayonase!


    ....im covering the furnacher now!
     
    Carlos, Nov 9, 2004
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  29. JadeWarrior

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    ROFLMAO
    thnx carlos !

    we all here pulling for you ok.. ah shit sorry m8 !

    wimmin are alrite, but not as good as the real thing !
     
    JadeWarrior, Nov 12, 2004
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  31. Carlos

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    ha haa!
     
    Carlos, Nov 14, 2004
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