I have my own business now, and this morning I had to go put a bid in for a potential job. My wife and I also had a meeting where we weren't supposed to bring the children. We had grandma watch them. We got to have a taste of what happens when they don't really get watched and are allowed to do what ever they want. She let them play in the room for a few hours by themselves today. I am glad that they didn't kill each other while no one checked on them. I come home and the first thing I see is that all the covers and pillows had been thrown on the floor. Not that big of a deal, Skye does this all the time so that he can jump on the bed, but between that and all the clothes that had been dumped out of the basket and all over the floor, it was a bit hard to walk. I figured that I would sit down for a minute, then pick up the clothes. So I sit down at the desk to take my shoes off, and notice a white substance all over the keyboard, monitor, desk, wall, floor.... you get the picture. My first thought was who the hell gave my kids mayo then let them free in my room. About that time Skye came down. I said "Skye, who put the mayo all over the room?" He replied, "Baby did it, and it's not mayo". "What is it?" "It's lotion". That's when I notice the empty tube of expensive lotion that my wife got for christmas. Man. Who doesn't at least check on them after a while? Anyhow, I go upstairs and ask how long the kids were playing by themselves down there. "Just a couple of Hours", like it's no big deal. "Axi came up with no diaper on and Skye had poop on his hands so I made them come upstairs and get cleaned up, then went down and found the dirty Diaper". Great! So cool! After one removes their diaper and the other plays in mud you decide to watch them. Here's the kicker, I go back down, and discover some mud of my own. I know what you're thinking, "Ha ha, he stepped in shit". I guarantee you I didn't step in it. I am not able to walk on the ceiling!!!
