all the women had eyes that spilled onto their cheeks and all the women had philosophy by the balls all the women had secrets that melted like ice-cubes and watered-down their watered-down drinks and all the women burned in their infamy and leather and their eternal, flawless chastity and all the women burned under midnight and proposals and their sure, careful stance against lunatics all the women smoked like lazy, on-camera movie stars drank like alley-hardened winos all the women had horribly inspiring names...