Fuck my Life moments

Discussion in 'Humor' started by princessmimosa, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. princessmimosa

    princessmimosa Member

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    This seriosuly happened to me last night. I think we all have moments like this, hence the website FMyLife.com

    I was on a second date with a guy last night. We got pretty drunk and walked around town, and I felt great because I hadn't had such a good date in more than a year. At one point I pulled out a cigarette and lit it up. My date seemed a little bothered by my smoking, so he put his hands around my waist and said "why do you smoke?" I smiled and took another drag - then I decided to flick the cherry off the end of the cigarette so I could smoke the end of it later. As I flicked it the molten hot cherry shot up in the air and then landed on my neck. Then it proceeded to roll down into my shirt. I jumped and began shaking my shirt violently as I felt the ashes burning my chest. The pain subsided momentarily and I let out a little laugh and put my hand back on my date shoulder. Then an intense burning pain from my underwear began. I jumped back again and slapped at my genitals while the burning hot cherry slowly drifted down my pants. I had to run up to a wall and flap the bottom of my jeans so that the cherry, still smoldering, fell out and onto the sidewalk.

    Then I went back to my car and found a fucking parking ticket.
     
  2. fluttersteke

    fluttersteke Member

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    Haha, that sucks. That happened to me in a way. I was smoking a cigarette after sex and the cherry just fell off and rolled down my naked body and down to my crotch. It hurt like a mofo.
     
  3. Skizm

    Skizm Member

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    I was in bed with one girl and when my hand went south I felt a string.
     
  4. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I love that site.
    I have it saved to my favorites so i can be lazyyy. :)

    That really sucks.. Did you submit that on the site?
    I would read it again,,, :p
     
  5. jimbo98

    jimbo98 Member

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    I love reading that site.
     
  6. green hell

    green hell Member

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    ha thats what you get for smoking, ya fools.
     
  7. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    hhaha PWN3d
     
  8. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    lol... i'll have to look into this site :)
     

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