she lied you on the basement stairs

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  1. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    she smoked your bong and she took the dare
    and through your lips she blew the hallelujah!
     
  2. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I whipped out my dick and she began to suck
    Behind her tonsils my cock ring was stuck
    I could really use a paramedic, hallelujah
     
  3. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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  4. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    haha
    Thats a good one.
     
  5. Katie89

    Katie89 Senior Member

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    :cheers2:
     
  6. Duck

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    Ahah Micha's a loser, newradicalface is cooler.
    All hail newradical!
     
  7. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    youre just jealous!
     
  8. raz5

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    newrad for the win!
     
  9. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    he talks big shit, but his cock is tiny in size,
    he came so fast, he didn't even have to try.
    his brother is super hot, hallelujahhhh


    god this sucks. xD
     
  10. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    well, good effort, and it was funny
    I could hear the tune when I read it with the first two though
    then again, I was sober then =p



    these remind me of the playboy songs =D
     
  11. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    haha, thanks i guess. c:
     
  12. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    haha Win for the effort and it is kinda funny.
    So A win for Jay.
    :p
     
  13. Katie89

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    loved it babyjay!
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

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    i bent her over the lazy boy
    sodomized her with her brand new toy
    there was blood on it, smelled like shit.. hallelujah
     
  15. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    thanks :D
     
  16. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    ahah =D
     
  17. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    He popped a hole in that white boy's chest
    It went right through that skimpy vest
    Luckily it's on youtube, hallelujah

    We left him bleeding his own blood
    His mom probably thinks her son's a stud
    That redneck should have died, hallelujah
     
  18. babyjay

    babyjay Senior Member

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    you fucking remind me of stuart somehow.
     
  19. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    :eek:
     
  20. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Ahahaa.
     
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