question about getting weed out of my system lol

so i was wondering, if i smoke like a small amount of dro, would it be easier to get out than a bigger amount of swag? like i wanna smoke the day after my drug test, btw i smoked a week before my last one and passed. i am 6'6 and 180 pounds lol.

 

Would not smoking really be that hard?

I mean come on I've stopped smoking weed for two months. And I'm the god damn Captain of Cannabis.

 

i havent smoked for a couple months and i feel like smokin, i was just asking for some advice

 

well here's some advice.

Don't.

Just wait till after your test.. If it's not that far away there's no point in risking it.

 

well i am getting tested every few weeks, so i meant if i did once after my test, could i pass the next? in like 2 weeks after

 

Lol in title = thread I will not take seriously.

On that note, I hear massive amounts of coke will clean you out quite nicely.

 

well i dont do any coke, i stick to weed acid and shrooms please.

will one smoke session every 2-3 weeks screw me over? i water down my pee lol

 

can't you just get someone else to give you some piss?

 

im just worried about the temp? idk if my mom checks the temp or not

 

ima havce my dispensary card tattooed on my dick, so when they want SOME urine I just whip it out... lol.

 

This response gives me no hope for you.

 

maybe you should consider stopping.. if they have reasons to constantly be drug testing, you better just cut it out, until they quit drugtesting you.

 

Could you get a drug test of the same brand but for different drugs?

 

ok so my friend is going to start giving me his pee like every week or so, will this work to pass cheap at home marijuana tests?

i am still clean now, but i am ready to smoke it up.

 

As long as it's clean then yes.

 

Yeah lol you are fretting over getting home tested by your mom. If you are about to get your friend's piss you could smoke all the time and your mom won't know unless you are obviously high in front of her. I thought this thread was about getting dropped on probation, in which case you would still be fine only smoking once every 2-3 weeks.

 

do you think they will check the temperature?

 

Hell, you can pass a home drug test with some warm water and a little yellow food coloring. Throw in some vinegar for smell. Passing a home test is best done at your descression. However, would it really hurt you to wait until you are older and move out of your house. I know you guys are all about what you can do today but believe it or not you will have plenty of time to smoke weed. Do what you want but it would not hurt to wait.

 

stop saying "lol" after everything

 

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