a joke: when custer left fort lincoln to fight at the little bighorn he said, "don't do anything til i get back" and that's why north dakota is the way it is today . . . [feel free to respond with your best montana jokes]
Jeff Foxworthy on North Dakota If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Grand Forks, Fargo, or Minot (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn) You might live in North Dakota. If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord You might live in North Dakota If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in North Dakota. If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in North Dakota. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You might live in North Dakota If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in North Dakota. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in North Dakota. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in North Dakota. Hotwater
