Lose your tummy in 4 weeks!!!

I keep seeing these ads for pills and patches all over the internet.
But I don't wanna lose my tummy, I'm quite fond of it!

 

I keep seeing these ads for penis enlargement pills and patches all over the internet.
But I do not want to lose my penis, I am quite fond of it!

 

I think those are the ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ads you are talking about bird...nobody wants you to lose your penis.

Actually I can't say that...there may be several girls out there that wish that for you.

 

Probably just the girls I raped.

 

Right...bird if I didn't know you were a sick twisted fuck and actually took your above statement seriously...I would cut it off myself.

 

Now who is the sick twisted fuck here?

 

Ooh can I be the sick twisted fuck!! Please oh please!!

 

As a potential penis-cutter you already are.

 

I'd only cut off a guys dick if he raped me. Then i'd put it up his ass, hehe.

 

Wow, this thread really has taken a turn huh? lol.

 

lol ye

 

i think you two were the only ones brave enough to tackle this topic

 

LOL you guys are crazy
Anyway to return to the original topic.. I see those commercials too and they make me a little sad. What kind of crap is in those sorts of pills, anyway? Goodness me... it can't be anything that good for you, or everyone would stop doing ANYTHING and just rely on the pills. Schools would no longer offer P.E class, it would be "diet pill popping class." *sigh* Why must these people (the advertising people and the pill manufacturers) encourage people to hate themselves? Really now.

 

every rapist gets what they deserve in prison, so no need for penis cutting.

 

Good for you. Nothing wrong with a tummy... they are very useful.

I don't have much of one though, luckily my boyfriend has enough for the both of us.

Here is my sad story about my lack of tummy: I wanted to try belly dancing and this woman told me that I wouldn't be good at it because my stomach was too flat and it wouldn't look good. It made me sad