stupidest drug deal

what is the dumbest drug deal you've ever been involved in? like if the dealer was stupid, or the situation was just bad, or it was your first drug deal and the dealer was less experienced than you, and no one knew what they were doing?

yesterday has to be it for me... my friend and i were both dry and looking for weed. we're calling random people but it was just one of those times where no one is around. so finally i'm feeling desperate enough to call up this guy who i really dont like (hes not a bad guy, just really awkward and annoying) but i'd sold him weed recently and I knew he still had some left. So i asked if I could buy a gram from him, and he said the most i could get was .5. which was okay with me, because it would be at least enough for like 2 bowls.

so i go to his house and he comes out to my car with a bag that has barely anything in it... i take it out and weigh it and its .2

so i'm like, "uh, this is .2g" and he didnt believe me. so he puts it back on IN THE BAG and its like .4 and he goes "see? its almost .5"

finally hes just like "ok take the bag and give me $5". i was so pissed off at this point, because i knew he had more weed than what was in the bag (i saw him put it in his pocket). so I gave him $3 for the .2. dumbest fucking drug deal ever. what makes it even better is he texted me saying "sorry about the .2, i'll sell you the rest of the .5 for $2 more". so now i get to make a second retarded drug deal today. i really hope this kid never ever becomes a drug dealer

 

hahahaha he is a drug dealer and your his loyal customer. did you really need to smoke THAT bad? cmon......hes gonna continue that bull if you continue to support him. next time that happens and you dont like the deal, look him in the eye, ask him if hes serious, laugh, then leave. no one forces you to make a deal except yourself. good luck next time check....

 

noooo hes leaving for U Pitt in a few days, i dont plan on seeing him ever again haha
hes not a "dealer" i was just buying some weed from him so i could smoke with my friend. i didnt even need it all that bad but my friend wanted to smoke. i'm really happy i have a scale though.

 

Kids...

 

I bought 3 hits of saccharin from a teenager at Waikiki costing 5 bucks a pop in 1970.I was not amused.

 

the worst deal I had happened was to try to buy soft and buddy brings hard saying thats all he has.... stupid assholes, is it so hard to understand??

 

i've bought two hit's of bunk acid for $20 from a good friend. he had bought them for me though from someone else cuz he knew i was looking for acid. i really think he thought they were good, so i couldn't be mad at him.

i got ripped off $500 trying to buy 2 ounces of headies. that's the day i learned to never front money.
i would say that has to be my dumbest drug deal.

or i sold a bag to a kid at college which i believe is the one deal that ended up getting me busted and kicked out of the college.
me and a friend were just selling a little bit to smoke for free. like half ounces or so. well one half ounce we bought was short a few grams, so we figured we'd just short each $50 eighth (the standard price there) a few tenths of a gram. like 3.2 or 3.3
well this one kid weighed it and got really pissed, came back threatening to have his huge friend beat our ass if we don't give him the extra .2
i say he can just have his money back, he wouldn't accept that, blah blah, we didn't give him what he wanted and i think he probably narced on me.

one day coming back from the shower, a neighbor told me that cops were at my room door (dorms)
well i ran to a friend's room to see if he knew anything and by the time i got back the cops were back and searched my room and found a half ounce all bagged up into separate bags. etc etc
i got kicked out, but no charges
so that's probably my stupidest drug deal actually

you're sounds pretty stupid though too check

 

so many dumb deals. i guess the dumbest would have to be the one where i got arrested for selling bud at a church...

 

haha, good one

 

me and a few friends got burned all together $300 for four 10-strips.

karma got the guy who did it back though

 

what happened to him?

 

shit man... haha the guy who sold this stuff to me told me to go to the middle school... and i was like "theres construction going on there" (even though its summer i guess he figured no one would be there, but its very obvious theyve been doing construction for like a year) and he was like "oh, there are people there?" fucking dumbass...

he tried to short me the other .35 today. it was so dumb, he put like this tiny nug on the scale and it was so small the scale kept reading zero and he was like "your scale is broken" and moved it around so the reading got all off and said .1 and he was like "oh ok thats better"... it took forever for me to weigh it cause he kept fucking it up.

 

well the biggest rip off i've been in was when me and 3 friends got a "10 strip" for $95. lol they were the most expensive small pieces of paper i ever had the misfortune of coming across.

but the stupidest deal (dealers end) was the other night. texted a dealer (first time buying from him) and he said it was his buddy's bud not his. so i was like ...ok. i asked if he minded if i weighed it before buying, and again he said it was his friend's and not his. i was like ...ok. so i get there, and this kid hands me this big wad of tin foil. i was like wtf. so i break out the scale and sit there and peel back layer upon layer of tin foil until i find the bud. it only weighed to 1.5, and that bastard was trying to sell it for 60. i was like 30 or no deal. he was like my friend says i have to come back with 40. so i gave the bud, tin foil and all, back to him and said sorry d00d and drove away.

lol he texted me yesterday though and was like "i got outdoor haze 20/g you can come here and weigh it out yourself it's straight"

i may or may not take him up on that soon... he was pretty cute

 

hey now, i've been ripped off on some acid now lemme tell ya. $700 for a fake vial.
but, like circa, the guys got what they had coming

 

700 is a really big loss.... shit haha.

i don't know who the guy with it was, there was 3 degrees of separation in this deal... it was my dealer's friend's friend.

looking back, it probably wasn't our best decision considering we could have gotten real (i think) stuff from someone else 2 hours later

 

i bought a half oz of so-so dank (outdoor, but still fire) for $220 when I could have gotten an EXTREMELY dank half oz for $210 the next day, but you know me...can't go a night without weed. should have just bought a gram of that shitty stuff. oh well

 

I bought some of that kids blueberry yum yum in the other thread. $50 for a gram. It tasted like downy fabric softener..

 

why the FUCK would you spend $50 for a gram of anything?

$25 is my limit, and i'd have to know it was good weed before i bought it

 

Hey, it's just what Bodhi Lowtide was selling that amazing bud for.. I oculdnt pass up its blue dankness.

 

Snuggle fabric softener works every time. :rofl:

Not anything special but I dont deal with fucktards anymore.

Heres mine: Dude told me a dime bag was 2 g's. I was just slingin dimes.
Yet the guy he gets it from rips him off. So he would never know it was 2 g's anyway.

Another: One of the idiots i used to deal with told me a guy was sellin $50 10-strips. Yet he TOLD me it was laced with scyinide. Fucking retard. :boxing_smiley: (NEVER bought) :boxing_smiley: