felt merkin!

There is a thread which shows up on the Art forum called "felt makin!" and each time I see it, I read it as "felt merkin!" And I think to myself, "one day, I'm going to make one of those."

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html
http://www.wilshirewigs.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=wigs&Product_Code=xs89

 

one day you may NEED to make one of them

 

Yes, chilly genitalia ... *brr*

 

ewww... i wish I hadn't followed that link

 

*rethinks Claire's christmas pressie*

 

felt merkins alround "merry christmas everyone"

note: previous offer excludes all naughty girls and boys, thus whom may suffer blue genitallia till next year!

 

You mean they're not meant to be blue?

 

blues cool....dont get me wrong!

blue balls = breaking point!

jcx

 

Hmm maybe I should stop sleeping with smurfs...

 

ooh smurfs, now tell me mr met where do you meet these blue in the face loverlies?????(no need to get jelous fleassy its just i feel like a tad of blue rather than purple)

jcx

 

Me too

 

I want a blue felt merkin. I demand to have one!

 

*cough*

 

*poke*

 

Stop poking or I'll rip off your merkin

 

Good lord

How do you keep them on? Double sided sticky tape?

 

Perhaps some kind of gummy substance?

 

Don't at me

 

I can and I will mister

*POKE*!!!