The Unitarian Church

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by ChiefCowpie, Nov 13, 2004.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    is it true that the unitarian church burns huge wooden question marks?
     
  2. bandit28

    bandit28 Member

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    Is it true that you are an attention deprived moron simply trying to annoy the people you don't understand?
     
  3. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    bandit28, can you please follow forum guidelines by not personal attacking... if you don't have any knowledge on unitarian question mark burning, then don't respond
     
  4. Spiritforces

    Spiritforces Member

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    Burn question marks?

    Answer is coming

    Can't you see it?
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    nah. they just sing crappie music.
     
  6. arlia

    arlia Members

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    iv never herd of them to b honest
     
  7. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    ...somehow, i am not surprised...
     
  8. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    burning question marks, thats hilarious, what would that mean exactly? hehehe
     
  9. arlia

    arlia Members

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    how comes!?!?!
    are they made up?
     
  10. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    have you heard of a british dude named george bernard shaw?
     
  11. arlia

    arlia Members

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    no cant say i hav sorry
     
  12. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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  13. arlia

    arlia Members

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    it just seems like rebeliion to me?
     
  14. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    so.....


    why did the christians get upset when some a unitarian family moved into the neighborhood?
























    the christians didn't like to hear folks praying "to whom it may concern"...




    heh...
     
  15. arlia

    arlia Members

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    sorry im not getting ya!?!?!?
    u cant judge every christina buy jsut a few ppl......there are more than a few christinas in the world all very differant and very unique...coz every1 is from a different culture and up brining,and trhere is more than 1 denomination
     
  16. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    rebellion?
    or the first steps towards deism & secular humanism & agnosticism & "godless atheism"



    (i wonder if there exists somewhere a version of "god-full athesim"..........
    naaaah...)

    i wonder about a lot of things, i suppose...
    do you ever wonder about things?
    do you ever wonder if the universe is put together in ways that can't be fully explained by poring over passages in a 2000-year old religious text?
    i wonder about people who do not realize that for a myth to work in our lives, it is not absolutely neccessary that all portions of our mythos are absolutely factual/historical...




    (from "the power of myth" - a PBS TV series with bill moyers interviewing joseph campbell ----->

    moyers: do you mean to tell me that everyone in the world who prays, is in fact praying to a metaphor?

    campbell: of course, how else?






    mmmmmkay?)
     
  17. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    the "to whom it may concern" bit is a JOKE dearie, mmmkay?

    (my dear dad used to tell unitarian jokes, mmkay?)

    hell, even alan watts used to tell unitarian jokes...

    & garrison keillor too... good ol' lake wobegone minnesota...
     
  18. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    "there is more than one denomination"


    yep...
    but most "christian churches" (see: world council of churches; trinitarian christianity: national council of churches; mainstream christianity", etc.) would tend to reject unitarians as "not really being christian"

    if'n ya know whatta mean
    ya know whatta mean?
     
  19. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    here's another one (heard it on "the prairie home companion" a week ago saturday):






    "the unitarian society will be having bible study tonight at 7:30...



    be sure to bring your bibles and your scissors..."





































    get it? bring your scissors?

    heh...
     
  20. arlia

    arlia Members

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    yeah but thats not even funny!
    thats just a pointless waste of time...maybe they hsud take up knitting or summint?
     

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