from normal to insane in 0 to 60

You need to talk to whoever is giving your number out. Quickly.

 

i do not like this living in fear sort of thing
i do not like the idea of having to be prepared to fend off an attack
i shouldn't have to...
stupid world *pouts*

 

Your new rule is discriminatory!

 

Yea, I have my lists... haha

Ah, I've had a conversation with someone only to realize it was the wrong number one time.... if I wasn't high I would have realized it sooner.

The guy continued to call and offered to send me gifts if I gave him my address...

Creepy.

 

And tell them to stop giving it to negroes.

 

I didn't think that bathroom stall would be so popular.

Sorry.

Change your number?

 

yes you shouldnt have to but you never know what will happen...especially when you put yourself in iffy situations. we live in a world where lets face it, women arent safe alone. can you honestly tell me youve never walked to your car at night in a parking lot without looking over your shoulder multiple times? i rather be safe than sorry

 

oh man hahaha

!. facey, doesn't matter, we'll make him love us
2. jimmy p, good one...mean but funny i appreciate that
3. grim i'll allow you to break the rule cause you're so dreamy
4. i will not change my number because it is too glorious to change
5. people should not be allowed to block their number, it's just unfair
6. keep making jokes at my expense people it's ever so much fun

i should just sleep with everyone on the planet so i can't be raped....

 

Men really are no safer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOpkSg1pBs

 

men kill men
men kill women

 

I do love you. I was defending your pics brah. I think I deserve at least a BJ for it.

EDIT: Oh wait, wrong thread.

Still....BJ plz.

 

Some of us make fun to lighten the mood.

I vote against proposition "Spread the Clam".

You'll not only get rapped but beaten because you seem to enjoy it.

 

Alright, let's be real.
You can't possibly do that many people.

But you can make it here and I can dress up like lots of other people.

 

And?

Edit: Actually, men kill men in geometrically greater numbers than women.

 

Minorities kill more women than men do.

 

Niggers.

 

in what thread were you defending my pics?
actually in what thread was there even mention of my pics.........

this is an offer i cannot with good conscience pass up


spics are worse then niggers, let's be real with that

 

Alright, be here in an hour.

 

should i call creepy john guy back to drive me?

 

Yeah he's a pretty cool guy, he kills lots of aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
*Prays someone gets it*