Paint something stupid you did as a kid

I stole this thread idea from somethingawful.com, but I thought it would be fun if I can get you lazy asses to participate.

 

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Come on, douchebags, participate.

 

I wanted to, but I couldn't think of anything...

It's not cause I don't love you though...

 

just imagine two bikes tied together with a rope....and the guy in front makes a 90 degree down an almost vertical hill trail...and I have no choice but to follow...and wake up at the bottom with at least one broken bone and a grass stained forehead

 

Fuck drawing the pic, but imagine a skateboard fitted with shopping trolley wheels a steep hill and a broken leg

 

lol, Telling me the stories is just as good, I suppose. Maybe I'll paint them for you guys sometime.

 

Then I got hit in the head with the ball.

 

LOL - the barney dress!!!

I am not sure how to paint that I ran away
... or more correctly ran HOME. I didn't want to spend the night/weekend at my grandparents while my folks were out of town, so I snuck out and tried to walk all the way home..not realizing quite how far it was- thinking I would just GET there and call them and say I was staying home .
I made it half way before it got REALLY late and a friend of my dads saw me walking by, and drove me back to grams
...where there was a yard full of cops looking for me.I think I was 10 .
Good times.

 

I kinda like the way he's eyeing the other kids. I just noticed it, but it cracks me up.

 

I tripped over a plastic fork in 1st grade in the cafeteria on chili day.