Ok so I know there is the 'busted' thread but I wanted to start one so people could share there stories of them managing to get away with smoking. If there is a similar thread already I'm sorry. Ok so to start out basicLly just put where you were smoking, how you almost got caught, and what you did to escape. Here is my first story; I was smoking with a close friend of mine at our dealers house. We had been smoking from this new three chambered bong that he had just bought and we all got really baked then I bought two grams and my friend bought a gram. We left his house and decided to walk into town which was only about a 20 minute walk. As we were walking we decided to smoke a little more from a shitty tin can pipe we whipped up whilst walking. We had a couple of hits each whilst we were in some field in a heavily wooded area. We then walked out of re wooded are and were walking through a public park. As we were walking across this parking lot, a police car with two cops in it pulled in and the one pointed at us and began drivin over to us. At this point we turned around and started walking the other way back into a field that ran parallel to a road that led into town. The cop car got to the edge of the parking lot of the park and stopped. I assume the two cops were looking at us. Just then my friend and I decided that we'd just carry on walking. The cop car then left the parking lot and started slowly driving down the road that was paralleel to where we were walking in the field. We ducked down into the grass which was about two feet high at that time of year. The cops slowed right down, I guess lookin for us, and then just drove away. We felt so nervous but now thy I look back we acted suspiciously by turning around when they pulled into the parking lot and also they could have been looking for or at something else. That's it. Peace
I ran through a yellow light, a SUV cop was coming the other way I floored it as I look in the back of my mirror the cop is flipping a bitch I turn into an alberstons parking lot. going about 70 I go around the back of the store, I hit about 90 and make a sharp turn onto the street and turn down the exit of my friends apartment complex. I park, shut off my lights, and look behind me to see the cop go flying by with his lights n sirens blaring
craziest thing that ever happened to me was last summer. me and my boy "D" were at my boy "Z"s house smoking and whatnot, and my friend Z is a big time dealer for our whole area. well on this particular day the cops decide to raid his shit. we were all in the living room, and since it was Zs house he couldnt run, so me and D took off out back and hopped onto his trampoline, over his fence, and ran as fast as we could to the opposite side of the neighborhood and went to our boy's house. that day was fucking wild. Z ended up getting bopped, too.
I was toking in a park in Poland. I was watching the people go by, and I saw two people in uniforms, kept smoking, then realised "Wait, the police are walking towards me and I'm still smoking this?", so I got up, walked off calmly, still smoking, they were about 10 feet away, but I managed to keep walking, finished my spliff and got away. Fun times -Matt
I guess the first thing I should explain is that I am not a teenager like some of you guys. I'm currently 40 but this happened two years ago. My friends are all about the same age as I am. I look like I don't smoke weed. I don't wear any cloths that would set me in the stereotype of a stoner. As a matter of fact I look like someone's dad. So, me and three of my buddies are going to a movie. It was winter out and so we decided to hot box the car prior to going to the movie. We all piled into my car and started to smoke up on the way to the theater. One of the guys was like, "hey, I need a soda, pull into that gas station". It was the gas station I used to get my car fixed so I knew there was spaces behind the place in the alley. I am like, that's cool we can smoke up in the parking area behind the station while you get a soda. So we are passing around the pipe and I have my dugout with me and my grinder with a bunch of weed in that all ground up to go with the pipe. All told I think I have like a quarter ounce on me. So here we are behind the gas station smoking it up like a bunch of teenagers. The one guy gets back and because it's so close to the theater we decided to hang out here for a bit. After about five minutes and well into the second bowl I see not one cop car but two pass behind me in the alley. I don't know why the second car stopped but he did. I was like, "Fuck, open the windows and put away the shit". After a little fresh cold air, we rolled the windows back up and blasted the heater. Like I said it was winter and it was cold out. The cop walks up to my car and knocks on the window. I of course roll it down. He asks us what we are doing and I explain that we are about to go to a movie and that we stopped so one of us could get a soda. My friend holds up his Coke as the cop sticks his entire head into the window. So, here I am sitting in the driver's seat with this cop's head close enough to me that I could see that he missed a spot shaving. All this took place less that two minutes from me smoking a big ol fat bowl. He asked why were hanging out behind the gas station and I said that we were about to leave when he pulled up. I think he could possibly smell the weed in the car but he could not see anything out that gave him cause and I don't think he wanted to deal with adults concerning this, if we were a bunch of teenagers I am sure he would have been like ok I smell weed get out of the car, blah blah blah. I also think that they were looking for someone else at the time. He told us to drive safe and enjoy our movie, or something along those lines and then he left. Needless to say we went to the movie and were like wow, we just had the best of luck. That whole sceen could have been bad.
one time i was smoking out of a vaporizer that i brought with me to my friends house who was out of town, me and my friend met up and chilled for a while in our friends back porch. it was wintertime at night...so eventually i get ready to leave and as i'm driving i see a cop car behind me, so i pull into a subdivision to get away from the car. needless to say, as im driving back on the same path after 5 minutes i see the same cop sitting in a gas station, and as i drive by him he turns on his sirens and starts speeding towards me. so i pull over and he asks why i went into that subdivision. i told him i was calling home and didnt want to use my cell phone while driving. Well, he let me off with a warning and i was free to go. boy that was scary
I just got done with a high school baseball game, and I'm real excited because me and a bunch of friends are about to take some tabs and roll. So we all meet up at a park that is in a cul-de-sac. Around 10-15 people, all with tabs and/or weed on them. We all pop our tabs and plan out that we will meet at this girl's house whose parents are out of town. Right when we decide to leave and are walking to our cars, a cop pulls up and flashes his spotlight on us. Well my car was farther down the street so I was walking towards the cop, so I knew not to start running or act stupid because that would be obvious. Plus, I may have shit ton of drugs in my car, but I knew we weren't doing anything illegal...yet. Well I turn around though and I see EVERYONE bolt when the cop comes, and then EVERYONE realizes that they were running for no reason, that we hadn't been doing anything illegal yet, and stop. I guess guilty conscience? Well that didn't make the cop happy. He tells us there were calls about us picking mushrooms, which I even remember laughing to his face about. Who picks mushrooms in massive groups? haha. He looked around our cars kind of and took all our names down, but he saw we were obviously not picking any shrooms and actually becomes pretty cool and was about to let us go. He even let it slide that I had no driver's license with me, because I told him the truth, that I forgot it in the baseball locker room (I was in some baseball clothes still). Then he discovers my friend, T, who had never made himself known and was hiding behind one of the cars. This REALLY pisses the cop off, and frankly pissed all of us of too because we were about to get off real easy. He gives T quite a verbal lashing and decides to search our cars from the outside with a flashlight and finds an empty beer can, but somehow not the case of beer feet away. (I had no idea about the beer, so by now, I have my legs spread and hands against my truck, I'm starting to roll, and I know for certain I will be in jail tonight) At this point the cop walks over to me, asks me again why I have no license with me, throws my driver's door open, and says, "If I was to search in here right now, would I find anything?" Well in my middle console I still have my buddy's tabs and all my weed, but I play it pretty smooth and said "I have absolutely nothing in my car, I just came from my baseball game, I just want to go home now, I was just meeting up to see what was everyone's plan for the night." He buys it, but still searches my car with his light again for alcohol. Fucker only did this to me though. Ultimately, he lets us all go. Man I was rolling hard when we left, this must have been 20-30 minutes since the cop arrived. He did make the person whose car had the empty beer can in it to take all responsibility for anything found once we left, because he said he was going to search the area. My friend drove my car for me since I had no drivers license with me, and 10 minutes later we go back and search for the tabs he threw into some bushes, which we found . But NEVER have I smoked a more relaxing bowl then right after that, and it made our night of rolling so much more fun knowing we could have been busted real easy earlier.
