Slidin' down the shit rope

Can you hold a toke in for longer than 30 seconds?
Are you a pothead?
Pipe or bong?
The active chemical that gets you high in weed is?
At this moment are you high?
Is your favourite smoking method a pipe, bong, joint, or blunt?
Now answer that first set of questions.

Could you smoke an ounce in a single sitting?
Are you lying about the above answer?
No I sure hope you weren't....
Now anyway back to the questions...
Are you a pothead?
By the way this is a test.........
I just realized I asked "are you a pothead" twice
So if you realize why I did this you must be pretty smart.

:cheers2:

 

PS.

If you do "get it" don't fuckin' fuck it up.

 

You've wasted my time. Thanks

 

No, thank you for not fucking it up.

 

So how long did that take you? And yes I "get" it.

 

Almost ten minutes lol. Glad to see someone "got it"

 

Well it's only been up for about 10 minutes-not many people are around.

 

haha

 

Are you serious
Really, there are better things to do with your time
Time is precious
How are you going to justify this?
Usually people have some underlying reason to the things they do.
Regarding this, there doesn't seem to be any.

I'm not sure if I should be here.
Too many other, more meaningful things to do.
If I leave, will I be missed??
Sucks to be me.

 

But what's the point?
Is there a reason?
Gun control is bad.

Dinosaurs ate Jesus.
Iggy Pop is a cool guy
**** is a naughty word
Kill, thou shall not
Sayeth the drone

 

Interesting thread
Now what is the point of it?
Cuz I sure as hell don't get it.
Outstanding waste of time I must say.
Good, now that that is out of the way
No I cannot smoke an Oz in one sitting
I would probably fall asleep or get sidetracked
Three grams is about my limit
Over and out.

 

OMG!
Hell of a way to say things.

It only took me a few miniutes.

Go, on my brother and spread the word.
Eat the fruit of a new day.
To those who don't live in the know,

I am sad.
To those who do. Smile and be happy.

 

Impossible!!!!
Do you know how stupid this looks
Idiots with retarded parents are smarter
Only turds steal bikes from kids
Time outs should be served in the corner
Sometimes "they" get super mad at this kind of shit

 

lol @ this thread.

 

win.

 

Voilà

 

Can you hold a toke in for longer than 30 seconds? YES
Are you a pothead? WAS
Pipe or bong? BONG
The active chemical that gets you high in weed is? THC
At this moment are you high? No
Is your favourite smoking method a pipe, bong, joint, or blunt? It used to be blunt but I got bad bronchitis that turned into pneumonia so I gotta find something else
Now answer that first set of questions.

Could you smoke an ounce in a single sitting? Yes.
Are you lying about the above answer? No, its been done.
No I sure hope you weren't....
Now anyway back to the questions...
Are you a pothead? Was, but I am going to LIGHTEN UP
By the way this is a test.........
I just realized I asked "are you a pothead" twice
So if you realize why I did this you must be pretty smart.

 

I wonder what it would feel like to slide down the shit rope naked.

 

Probably the way it would feel to slide down a shit covered slip and slide.

 

It would probably feel shitty...