officially the greatest night of my life

TopNotchStoner · Aug 16, 2009

hippieatheart said:

Haahahha SLILF
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It's starting to grow on me. lol It sounds so goofy that it's almost perfect

Quoth the Raven said:

I think SLIB.. Stoner's Lounger I'd Bone.

Cause boning is universal.
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That's a good one too. The title of the next sexy-stoner pic thread should contain one of those acronyms, decided by poll results, of course; SLILF, SLIP, or SLIB. lol

hippieatheart · Aug 16, 2009

I just sat here for a couple mintues saying "SLILF" over and over to myself again haha. It's a funny word.

Captain Cannabis · Aug 16, 2009

Slilf.... Hmmm..

Reminds me of Sloth lol.

DeadHead723 · Aug 16, 2009

marksup123 said:

last night, i went over to my friend's house (her parents are out of town) with the intentions of rolling for my first time with her(c) and our other friend(m), and m's boyfriend e. e and m have done it before, but it was me and c's first time. there were a couple other people there, l, s, p, and ca but i didn't really know them. like i knew of them, and sat at the one's lunch table, but wasn't exactly friends with them.

the night started out with all of us sitting in c's back yard. m, e, s, p, and myself all took two, and c only took one. right after that s was like hey who wants to smoke, and of course i jumped in, but i felt like a dick for just smoking his weed (i didn't bring any) and offered to give him the extra $4 i had in my car. he said that i was absolutely not going to pay him, so i didn't. me, s, and p smoked 2 bowls and we were just sitting there chillin. the conversation was nice. i was telling them that this was my first time and blahblahblah and they were like oh that's cool and i asked them how many they took for their first time and they said one. now apparently, the pills we had (orange ones with a pimp cane on one side and a hoe on the other) were pretty fucking legit, like the most legit ones you can get atm... and i took two .

after that conversation ended, the weed high wore off and INSTANTLY (it was really really weird) i started feeling the rolls. now that's really really strange because i never feel a drug the first time i take it, especially that early. i told everyone that i was feeling it and that it definitely was not the weed. i started kind of freaking out because i didn't expect to really feel it, and there i was FEELING it before anyone else was. i looked around at everyone and thought that it was going to suck because i didn't really know everyone and it seemed like there were no familiar faces. c has a trampoline, and we all got the idea to go sit on there.

the instant i stood up though, everything changed. i was no longer nervous, i no longer considered everyone a stranger, and it was just like i lifted off from the world. i felt as light as a feather and i basically skipped the whole way to the trampoline.

when everyone was on the trampoline i just started talking to EVERYONE. i started telling them all stories, and then i would tell them how nice they were and how awesome i was feeling and just how great everything was. i told them how much i loved them and i how i would do anything for them. and then i got really self conscience because i thought i was getting annoying, and i told them that they have to be 14000000% honest with me as to whether or not i was getting annoying. all at once they told me that i wasn't annoying and they didn't care what i said or did and that they all loved me. i told them i wanted to hug them all, so we had a group hug, and i was in the center. it was fucking fantastic.

i started seeing these people in a new way.... it was like everyone was my super friend. i wasn't sexually attracted to any of them, but i would if they wanted me to be because i just loved them so much. everyone broke off into their little conversations and i just floated around, hugging people and kissing them on the cheek and adding to the conversations. i knew for a fact that everyone was feeling/looking at everyone else in this same way because the one time when i turned my head i saw s and p (two straight guys) topless with p sitting on s's ass giving him a back rub. i figured that there was no other way that they would ever do that unless they felt the same about everyone as i did.

they then asked me if i wanted a back rub, and i got really happy and said that i would absolutely love that. so s starts rubbing my back while p starts rubbing my legs. it was great.

more conversations were had, but then c, l, m, e, and myself decided to go down the street to get cigs. l was completely sober, so she drove. driving in her jeep was FANTASTIC. the wind was blowing just right and i was in the car with 4 people who i absolutely loved, things couldn't have been better. we got to the gas station and went inside. i told m that she simply HAD to help me pick out a drink. as we were walking over to the fridge, i saw a cop just standing in the corner. i turned to l with an extreme look of fear in my eyes and i was like "L THERE'S A COP THERE!!!!!!" (i had a bowl on me and my eyes consisted of pupils, and only pupils). she told me that everything was going to be ok. so i picked out my drink, and got some chex mix and we left.

when we got back to the trampoline we of course had more conversations. e and m decided to walk to the grocery store down the street to of course get more cigarettes. i noticed that s would come and go as he pleased, and i asked him where he went and he told me that when he does drugs he likes to get up and move around and such. i told him to take me with him the next time he went somewhere. about 2 minutes later he was like lets go to the park.

we got off the trampoline and i was shuffling around trying to find my flip flops. he asked me what i was doing, and i told him. he said to not worry about it and just go barefoot. we walked down the street and he pointed at the street light and was like "look at that, there's a giant ring around it" and of course, when i looked at it, there was a giant halo of light around it. no matter how many times i blinked, it would not go away. i told him to take a picture with his phone so we could see if it was really there, he tried but it came out blurry anyways.

when we got to the park, i was telling him that i never go barefoot anywhere, and how great it was that i was barefoot at that moment because i felt more connected to the ground. he said he agreed. right after that, we decided to go to the swings. the swings are surrounded by a mulch pit, and it had just got done raining a few hours ago so the mulch was all squishy and warm and fantastic. i thought it was ironic because in no way would i have stepped in it sober, but i was SO happy i did because it was the best thing my feet have ever felt. we swung on the swings for a few minutes, then dicked around in other areas of the park, then went back to c's trampoline.

when we returned, i insisted on hugging EVERYONE right as i came in. then m and e returned slightly after and i of course made them hug me as well. i insisted that before anyone enters or leaves the trampoline they must hug me. and they did, haha. another one of their friend's, j, came over and sat on the trampoline with us. i was getting a really bad vibe from him the moment he came on. s packed another bowl, and me, s, p, and j smoked it. it seemed like all j was concerned about was smoking that damn bowl. i was trying to talk to him and trying to spread the love, but it's like he didn't care. i told him to give me a hug, and when he did it was a little stupid one. i told him to stop hugging me like a sober person, and to hug me like an ecstasy person. i showed him how, and he hugged back but in the back of my mind i knew he didn't appreciate it as much as everyone else. once he left i told the rest of the people we were with that he was different than they were. they agreed, and told me that's why they didn't hang with him much.

m and i decided to go to the bathroom. when we came out, we didn't go immediately back to the trampoline. we stood on the back porch and talked. about a year and a half ago we got into a little tiff, and didn't really speak much until about 6 months ago when we were forced to sit next to each other in english. i told her that i was happy that we were friends again, and that i was sorry that i over reacted. she said she was sorry for being an asshole and told me that she's changed so much since then and would never do that again. we hugged for like, 5 minutes. i heard e ask where m was, and l told him that we were stuck in a bear hug . so then everyone else came over and joined in our bear hug, and it was great.

by then it was about 330 in the morning, and we all decided that it would be best to go inside. we went down to the basement, m and e took the bed of course, c slept on the floor next to them, s took this weird long chair thing, and me, l, and p were on one of those l shaped couches. p asked me if i would mind if we snuggled all night, and i told him of course not. he then asked if i minded if he took his jeans off, and i said of course not. so there i was, snuggling with him, who just boxers on, all night. it was fantastic. every 20 minutes or so we'd have a nice conversation, but they never continued for more than 5 minutes or so. at one point i told him that he was a fantastic person to do drugs with, and he told me that i was a fantastic person to do drugs with. he then thanked me for cuddling with him all night and said he loves cuddling. i told him that he was welcome to cuddle with me whenever he wanted, and that i love cuddling too. so we went back to cuddling, and that was pretty much the end of it.

at around noon we all realized that NO ONE was sleeping, and no one had been sleeping the whole time. we laughed about that, then went outside for cigs. we talked about the night, and it was great. and that was pretty much the end of it

PHEW what a long god damn story haha
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yeah thats sounds like a typical night of rolling.

i swear, mdma IS the best fucking drug out there......

my advice for you, 1. NEVER roll two nights in a row
2. wait at least 3 weeks before you roll next.

omg your story just makes me wanna ROLL so bad lol

fuzz_acid_flowers · Aug 16, 2009

sounds intriguing.glad you had fun

stoned away · Aug 16, 2009

In a weird way....your story kinda sounds like the dreams I've been having since I quit smoking. I have the absolutely craziest dreams once I start smoking and they seem to go on all night and until the minute I wake up.

newradicalface · Aug 16, 2009

TopNotchStoner said:

How about SLIP....Stoners Lounger I'd Poke? haha
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I like slip but i think it should be Stoners Lounger I'd pork, or Stoners Lounger I'd pound/pummel lolz

hippieatheart · Aug 16, 2009

hahaha pummel!

Reefer Rogue · Aug 17, 2009

that's cool, i've never done E. all my friends hav pretty much. i don't like swallowing pills. plus the e you get in london is laced with other shit, i'd try mdma but i can't be bothered really, i hear the comedown os harsh. it's something i'd wanna do with a girl but not with my guy friends.

autophobe2e · Aug 17, 2009

Reefer Rogue said:

that's cool, i've never done E. all my friends hav pretty much. i don't like swallowing pills. plus the e you get in london is laced with other shit, i'd try mdma but i can't be bothered really, i hear the comedown os harsh. it's something i'd wanna do with a girl but not with my guy friends.
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MD is awesome if you can find it, itll definitely give you a night to remember speshly if you rave it up but findin good stuff can be hard one of the few really reliable dealers just started lacin his stuff with speed, so hes being boycotted. there tends to be a fairly small comedown the first time you try it, i didnt really get any at all, just make sure youve got plenty of weed to cushion the fall. You might wanta give mephrodone a try, ive not tried it, but i hear some good stuff, apparently it is to MD what salvia is to acid. ie similar, intense rush but for a more limited time, taken in small doses, absolutely zero comedown. also its legal to buy over here, but not sell or consume.

i find powders and pills arent too hard to come across, ive been looking for shrooms and acid as long as i can remeber and ive had no joy, or the only times ive found them ive had no money

oh yeah OP next time you roll, you should try gettin someone to pour ice cold water on your belly, its the most amazing feeling EVERRRR :cheers2:

WanderingturnupII · Aug 17, 2009

Sounds like it ought to be in Jabberwocky. Twas Brillig, and the slithey slilfs did gyre and gimbol in the wabe....lubricilliously, even.

marksup123 · Aug 17, 2009

Reefer Rogue said:

that's cool, i've never done E. all my friends hav pretty much. i don't like swallowing pills. plus the e you get in london is laced with other shit, i'd try mdma but i can't be bothered really, i hear the comedown os harsh. it's something i'd wanna do with a girl but not with my guy friends.
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be around as many people as possible. the more people are with you, the better. gender doesn't matter on E

autophobe2e said:

MD is awesome if you can find it, itll definitely give you a night to remember speshly if you rave it up but findin good stuff can be hard one of the few really reliable dealers just started lacin his stuff with speed, so hes being boycotted. there tends to be a fairly small comedown the first time you try it, i didnt really get any at all, just make sure youve got plenty of weed to cushion the fall. You might wanta give mephrodone a try, ive not tried it, but i hear some good stuff, apparently it is to MD what salvia is to acid. ie similar, intense rush but for a more limited time, taken in small doses, absolutely zero comedown. also its legal to buy over here, but not sell or consume.

i find powders and pills arent too hard to come across, ive been looking for shrooms and acid as long as i can remeber and ive had no joy, or the only times ive found them ive had no money

oh yeah OP next time you roll, you should try gettin someone to pour ice cold water on your belly, its the most amazing feeling EVERRRR :cheers2:
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ahhh i'll totally try it! i'm soooo ticklish... i can't even imagine what that would be like haha

Quoth the Raven · Aug 17, 2009

autophobe2e said:

MD is awesome if you can find it, itll definitely give you a night to remember speshly if you rave it up but findin good stuff can be hard one of the few really reliable dealers just started lacin his stuff with speed, so hes being boycotted. there tends to be a fairly small comedown the first time you try it, i didnt really get any at all, just make sure youve got plenty of weed to cushion the fall. You might wanta give mephrodone a try, ive not tried it, but i hear some good stuff, apparently it is to MD what salvia is to acid. ie similar, intense rush but for a more limited time, taken in small doses, absolutely zero comedown. also its legal to buy over here, but not sell or consume.

i find powders and pills arent too hard to come across, ive been looking for shrooms and acid as long as i can remeber and ive had no joy, or the only times ive found them ive had no money

oh yeah OP next time you roll, you should try gettin someone to pour ice cold water on your belly, its the most amazing feeling EVERRRR
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Yeah mephedrone is pretty good stuff, I quite like it.. sorta like speedy mandy but with kind of the euphoric rush of MDA.. snorting it hurts like a bitch though.

And yes, ice water is the strangest but most awesome feeling ever when you're rolling hard also damn good poured over your head when you've been raving yourself silly for a couple of hours :cheers2:

porkstock41 · Aug 17, 2009

newradicalface said:

Stoners Lounger I'd pork
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i gotta vote for this one

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