Benefits of being Good looking, charming etc

Today I went to the dispensary and the guy out of no where said I was 'adorable' and gave me a free gram of hash. When I said "thank you" and whatever else I said to tell him how sweet that was, he said I had a good personality too and was charming, and he proceeded to give me a couple grams of watermelon kush.
I am now smokign a bowl of watermelon kush with the pyde ice hash, it is tres wonderful.
What have your looks and charm gotten you recently?

 

free coffee

 

Jack squat. People around here aren't that cool.

 

,,,and sometimes the deli girl gives me extra chicken fingers in my lunch...I know she wants it

 

creepy comments from creepy people

 

Congrats, Bella:sifone:

Sadly, I'm nowhere near as good-looking as you are, so I get nothing for free lol

 

My good looks snagged me a cheerleader.

 

The door held open for me :tongue:

 

people telling me i have to shave

 

same.

 

looks=free belly button rings, charm=free weed

 

i don't get free things for the good looks i dont have

 

perverted older men have been hitting on me since i was 12. i just bark at people now :hat:

 

You're a cutie pie. guys just don't get free stuff really.
I was shaky on the way out because I thought maybe he was like expecting something sexual from me you know. Like maybe I accepted a deal I didn;t know about, but no, he was just hella cool.I've gotten a lot of free joints from dispenseries with compliments, but never stuff worth more than I spent.

 

Yep, me too!

 

raped in the woods.

 

sorry about that man. i couldnt help myself

 

Well thank you

I'd love to just be able to BUY from dispenseries, but getting free bud/hash from them would be awesome. lol

I've gotten free stuff because people like me, so I guess that would be because of my "charm", but never because of my looks. At least, I don't think so. lol It's all been free drugs, btw

I've gotten free weed, free LSD, and free benzos from various acquaintances, and they didn't ask for anything in return lol

 

Since I have grown a beard I have forgotten what it feels like to have women fuss over me.

 

Then you're not with the right kind of women. I am a professed beard lover. I tell Dave not to shave.